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[DeletedUser21]

Fortunately, Donald Trump has to relieve his position within the charity due to his presidency.

[ChillCore]

Unfortunately that is a false fact and all Trumps have been banned for all involvement with 'charities' for life for scamming peeps and missusing funds.

[NoMorePacers]

Fortunately that reduces the level of corruption in charity organisations.

[kamnet]

Unfortunately it creates a glut of Trump-related merchandise on the commercial market, depressing all sales.

[Expresso]

Fortunately, nobody buys those merchandise, so the market is not depressed.

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, Trump depresses everybody.

[Drury]

fortunately, not the 30% of americans who still support him

I mean... unfortunately...

damn i'm bad at this game

[kamnet]

Fortunately, you're good at OpenTTD, and you win the award for Company of the Century!

[HockeyD8]

Unfortunately, you were so good you caused an integer overflow with your cash, corrupting your save and crashing the game.

[Expresso]

Fortunately, the bug is fixed and the savegame is actually saved.

[HockeyD8]

Unfortunately, The update causes you favourite NewGRF's become corrupted and unusable.

[Expresso]

Fortunately, there are new versions of the affected newGRFs available.

[acs121]

Unfortunately, it turns out your game crashes everytime a save is occurring.

[HockeyD8]

Fortunately, The game does save (even if it crashes), So it's a minor inconvenience.

[acs121]

Unfortunately, a professional hacker hacked your antivirus and you can't run OpenTTD anymore.

[HockeyD8]

Fortunately, He is caught and sent to jail.

[Expresso]

Unfortunately, that still doesn't unbreak your computer.

[acs121]

Fortunately, the police helps you debugging OpenTTD.

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, they shoot your computer because it glitched, and they feared for their lives.

[Expresso]

Fortunately, the bullet ended up doing no damage.