Re: Home Based Computer Bus. 418

[Eddie Bernard]

<udf...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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www.easypath.to/netsuccess
http://www.easypath.to/websuccess
keeubzmsrcqfqivgdenvpjehifubitdp

Sorry "my friend" but you have just been reported. Two spams within three
hours. Think the time gap makes you innocent? It only takes a quick look at
the NNTP Posting Host header to see that you have posted this from the same
IP address.

Thanks,

Eddie

[Sean Casey]

Eddie Bernard wrote in message <86l3o8$c6...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...

udf...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
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keeubzmsrcqfqivgdenvpjehifubitdp

Sorry "my friend" but you have just been reported. Two spams within three
hours. Think the time gap makes you innocent? It only takes a quick look at
the NNTP Posting Host header to see that you have posted this from the same
IP address.
ahhh.... more fresh sarcasm from Eddie.

[Eddie Bernard]

Sean Casey <G...@gcasey.FR££$£RV£.co.uk> wrote in message
news:86nem3$urp$1@newsg4.svr.pol.co.uk...

Eddie Bernard wrote in message <86l3o8$c6...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...
udf...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:86j84j$p8k$867@bgtnsc03.worldnet.att.net...
keeubzmsrcqfqivgdenvpjehifubitdp

Sorry "my friend" but you have just been reported. Two spams within three
hours. Think the time gap makes you innocent? It only takes a quick look
at
the NNTP Posting Host header to see that you have posted this from the
same
IP address.

ahhh.... more fresh sarcasm from Eddie.

Oh yes, AT&T will really go out of its way just to stop this spammer!

A rich sentence above flowing with sarcasm in case you didn't realise.

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- Transport Tycoon World: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net

[Sean Casey]

Sorry "my friend" but you have just been reported. Two spams within
three
hours. Think the time gap makes you innocent? It only takes a quick look
at
the NNTP Posting Host header to see that you have posted this from the
same
IP address.

ahhh.... more fresh sarcasm from Eddie.

Oh yes, AT&T will really go out of its way just to stop this spammer!

A rich sentence above flowing with sarcasm in case you didn't realise.

of course not- I would never thought that you, Eddie, would be sarcastic

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- Transport Tycoon World: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net

[Eddie Bernard]

Sean Casey <G...@gcasey.FR££$£RV£.co.uk> wrote

Oh yes, AT&T will really go out of its way just to stop this spammer!

A rich sentence above flowing with sarcasm in case you didn't realise.

of course not- I would never thought that you, Eddie, would be sarcastic

Hehehe! If you would have been here in August last year, you would have seen
a different side!

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- Transport Tycoon World: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net

[Sean Casey]

Eddie Bernard wrote in message <86qbdu$ib...@news6.svr.pol.co.uk>...

Sean Casey <G...@gcasey.FR££$£RV£.co.uk> wrote

Oh yes, AT&T will really go out of its way just to stop this spammer!

A rich sentence above flowing with sarcasm in case you didn't realise.

of course not- I would never thought that you, Eddie, would be sarcastic

Hehehe! If you would have been here in August last year, you would have
seen
a different side!

If only I had been...
<swears at freeserve, microsoft, and modems>.
I used to visit this place regularly in lat 1998.

I think I'll leave that tag open for a while...


[OT] Did you ever see that "Father Ted" episode with the sarcastic priest.

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- Transport Tycoon World: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net

[Eddie Bernard]

Sean Casey <G...@gcasey.FR££$£RV£.co.uk> wrote

If only I had been...
swears at freeserve, microsoft, and modems>.
I used to visit this place regularly in lat 1998.

I think I'll leave that tag open for a while...

[OT] Did you ever see that "Father Ted" episode with the sarcastic priest.

You betcha! I loved that one.

In fact I made a reference to it in a recent post.

"Hey did anyone see that Father Ted where Ted had to kick Bishop Brennan up
the arse, and the Bishop brought along his PA, the most sarcastic priest in
Ireland

"Ted: Are you helping Bishop Brennan?"
"No, I'm up in space doing important work for NASA(!)"

"Ted: Did you come by the new road?"
"No, we came via Southern Yemen(!)""

Just proves that sarcasm is funny. But not when you are on the receiving
end.
During Games lessons, the sarcasm coming from myself to the dickhead Games
teacher is quite impressive. But then he replies with more sarcasm. Sarcasm
is difficult to defeat. The only possible way to defeat a sarcastic person,
is by replying with yet more sarcasm.

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- Transport Tycoon World: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net

[Stevie D]

Eddie, please shut up!

Most of us never see the spams that you do, and would waste a lot less
time and money if you didn't reply to them.

I doubt any of the spammers ever read the newsgroups, so won't read any
of your replies to the newsgroups.

--
stevie d
colonhyphenclosebracket

email address spam-trapped
see if yooo can spot it

[Eddie Bernard]

Stevie D <sjd...@york.ac.oook> wrote in message
news:38961A5C.6E4F2F00@york.ac.oook...

Eddie, please shut up!

Absolutely not.

Most of us never see the spams that you do, and would waste a lot less
time and money if you didn't reply to them.

I doubt any of the spammers ever read the newsgroups, so won't read any
of your replies to the newsgroups.

Ahh...but I'm telling everyone to report it. Even if they didn't see it,
they should still report it.

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- TTWorld: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net

[Mike Wagstaff]

On Tue, 1 Feb 2000 07:28:58 -0000, "Eddie Bernard" <e...@ttworld.the-whale.com> wrote:

Most of us never see the spams that you do, and would waste a lot less
time and money if you didn't reply to them.

I doubt any of the spammers ever read the newsgroups, so won't read any
of your replies to the newsgroups.

Ahh...but I'm telling everyone to report it. Even if they didn't see it,
they should still report it.

Act 1: At a local police station...
===================================

Police officer: Yes sir, how can I help you?

Man: I'd like to report a crime.

Officer: What sort of crime, sir?

Man: Well, I'm not exactly sure...

Officer: Were you involved in this crime, sir?

Man: Well, no...

Officer: Did you see what happened, sir?

Man: Well, not exactly. Someone else told me a little bit...

Officer: Someone else? Well, why are you reporting the crime?

Man: Because he told me to!

Officer: But you weren't involved!

Man: Yes, but I thought it might be helpful...

Officer: Not if you don't know the details of the crime!

Man: Oh. What now, then?

Officer: I'm arresting you for stupidity, sir!

Eddie, the point is that nobody's going to report a spam
which they didn't see firsthand. When sending a report, it's
customary to forward the original message - which most of us
never see! Besides this, your replies might include the
spammer's e-mail address, but often the only useful
information is in the headers - which your replies don't
include!

So, please try and resist the temptation to reply to the
spammers in this newsgroup. Try replying to them via e-mail
if you really must laugh at them - I did that and got a
sheepish apology back one time!

-Mike [http://games.hplx.net]

[Eddie Bernard]

Mike Wagstaff <a...@dial.pipex.com> wrote

Ahh...but I'm telling everyone to report it. Even if they didn't see it,
they should still report it.

Act 1: At a local police station...

This is irrelavent. Since when has the internet been policed? That is what
you are using in a metaphorical sense. No one polices the internet, so we
have to do it ourselves. The more that complain, the more their ISP will do
about it.

<snipped>

Eddie, the point is that nobody's going to report a spam
which they didn't see firsthand. When sending a report, it's
customary to forward the original message - which most of us
never see! Besides this, your replies might include the
spammer's e-mail address, but often the only useful
information is in the headers - which your replies don't
include!

I know this, and I always copy the entire headers and forward it to the ISP
in question. I've researched how to report spammers etc. so I know what is
in order.

So, please try and resist the temptation to reply to the
spammers in this newsgroup. Try replying to them via e-mail
if you really must laugh at them - I did that and got a
sheepish apology back one time!

Maybe....

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- TTWorld: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net
Email address spam trapped - to email, remove that damn sarcasm

[Mike Wagstaff]

On Tue, 1 Feb 2000 21:09:31 -0000, "Eddie Bernard" <eddie@I_luurrrve_spam.ttworld.the-whale.com> wrote:

Act 1: At a local police station...

This is irrelavent. Since when has the internet been policed? That is what
you are using in a metaphorical sense. No one polices the internet, so we
have to do it ourselves. The more that complain, the more their ISP will do
about it.

OK, the play was only a little bit of fun! But my point
still stands: we can only report spam if we actually get it.
As I said, your replies in the newsgroups to the original
messages don't include the relevant headers, nor can we
easily forward the original message itself...

<Snip!>

So, please try and resist the temptation to reply to the
spammers in this newsgroup. Try replying to them via e-mail
if you really must laugh at them - I did that and got a
sheepish apology back one time!

Maybe....

Go on! Make it a new month's resolution!

By the way, I should add for the people that don't know that
you should never reply to any "remove" address included in
a spam. Such addresses are usually just a trick to see if
your mail account is still active.

-Mike [http://games.hplx.net]

[Eddie Bernard]

Mike Wagstaff <a...@dial.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:178232474250744NEWS2LX@news.dial.pipex.com...

On Tue, 1 Feb 2000 21:09:31 -0000, "Eddie Bernard"
eddie@I_luurrrve_spam.ttworld.the-whale.com> wrote:

By the way, I should add for the people that don't know that
you should never reply to any "remove" address included in
a spam. Such addresses are usually just a trick to see if
your mail account is still active.

Absolutely. I just add them to my Blocked Senders List anyway. If you reply,
they know it is a valid address and will then sell on your email. Most of
the time though, the "remove" address is invalid.

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- TTWorld: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net
Email address spam trapped - to email, remove that damn sarcasm

[Paul Wright]

You researched spam reporting!!!!!!!!! Have you heard of a LIFE??? j/k

--
____________________________________________________________________

Paul Wright
ICQ UIN: 38986089
E-Mail: paul_a_wri...@hotmail.com
___________________________________________________________________

Eddie Bernard <eddie@I_luurrrve_spam.ttworld.the-whale.com> wrote in message
news:877i33$r3j$1@news6.svr.pol.co.uk...
: Mike Wagstaff <a...@dial.pipex.com> wrote
: > > Ahh...but I'm telling everyone to report it. Even if they didn't see
it,
: > > they should still report it.
: >
: > Act 1: At a local police station...
:
: This is irrelavent. Since when has the internet been policed? That is what
: you are using in a metaphorical sense. No one polices the internet, so we
: have to do it ourselves. The more that complain, the more their ISP will
do
: about it.
:
: <snipped>
:
: > Eddie, the point is that nobody's going to report a spam
: > which they didn't see firsthand. When sending a report, it's
: > customary to forward the original message - which most of us
: > never see! Besides this, your replies might include the
: > spammer's e-mail address, but often the only useful
: > information is in the headers - which your replies don't
: > include!
:
: I know this, and I always copy the entire headers and forward it to the
ISP
: in question. I've researched how to report spammers etc. so I know what is
: in order.
:
: > So, please try and resist the temptation to reply to the
: > spammers in this newsgroup. Try replying to them via e-mail
: > if you really must laugh at them - I did that and got a
: > sheepish apology back one time!
:
: Maybe....
:
: Eddie
: -- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
: -- TTWorld: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net
: Email address spam trapped - to email, remove that damn sarcasm
:
:
:
:

[Graham Cox]

On Wed, 2 Feb 2000 07:30:03 -0000, "Eddie Bernard"
<eddie@I_luurrrve_spam.ttworld.the-whale.com> Gave forth this really
invaluable piece of information:

Mike Wagstaff <a...@dial.pipex.com> wrote in message
news:178232474250744NEWS2LX@news.dial.pipex.com...
On Tue, 1 Feb 2000 21:09:31 -0000, "Eddie Bernard"
eddie@I_luurrrve_spam.ttworld.the-whale.com> wrote:

By the way, I should add for the people that don't know that
you should never reply to any "remove" address included in
a spam. Such addresses are usually just a trick to see if
your mail account is still active.

Absolutely. I just add them to my Blocked Senders List anyway. If you reply,
they know it is a valid address and will then sell on your email. Most of
the time though, the "remove" address is invalid.

I made a simple message rule in OE, so that every message I get from
certain addresses get forwarded to SpamCop, and then gets replied to
with a special message I made, and finally gets deleated. I never see
the spam, but it must cause hell for them.
--
Graham Cox
c...@grahama99.freeserve.co.uk.antispam
Remove antispam, you get the idea
ICQ# 24532124

[Eddie Bernard]

Graham Cox <cox_@_grahama99_._freeserve_._co_._uk> wrote in message

I made a simple message rule in OE, so that every message I get from
certain addresses get forwarded to SpamCop, and then gets replied to
with a special message I made, and finally gets deleated. I never see
the spam, but it must cause hell for them.

Hopefully it has
That sounds like a good idea. I think I'll do that!

Eddie
-- Personal Site: http://www.ebernard.greatxscape.net
-- TTWorld: http://www.ttworld.cjb.net
Email address spam trapped - to email, remove that damn sarcasm