Corrupt a wish!

[G67]

the lockdown is done but a new virus attacks

i wish a car could hover

[Voyager One]

It hovers but you crash land it into the first tree in sight.

I wish to get Netflix for free.

[G67]

but netflix cost 20.000.000.000$

i wish for a train that could fly

[dol422]

Planes take to the tracks and destroy everything in their path.

I wish to have an infinite amount of cash

[Voyager One]

With all your cash you create an infinite inflation. You can't buy a loaf of bread with it.

I wish to be like Indiana Jones.

[G67]

but indiana jones dont exist.

i wish i had a car that will avoid an obstacle.

[AirplaneNiner]

However other cars can't avoid you

I wish I could go on a plane without it crashing

[G67]

the plane didn't crash but the engine burn and destroy the whole plane. nobody survives

i wish i had a submarine that never sunk

[dol422]

But the submarine is made out of paper.

I wish to live forever

[G67]

but in age of 10.000.000 you dies

i wish i could travel to a planet full of water

[kamnet]

Your ship makes it to a planet full of water. Then, it sinks, because it was made out of paper.

I wish for the weather to just remain between 65F and 75F, breeze no more than 4 MPH, sunny to partly cloudy with no precipitation, for the next four days. Then it can do whatever it normally does.

[dol422]

But after 4 days the temperature is -65F. I wish for longer winter months.

[Voyager One]

You get abducted and dropped on Antarctica.

I wish to be a railway engineer.

[dol422]

But railways don't exist.

I wish to drive a train

[G67]

but the train crash
i wish i had a car that never crash, burn, and don't need repair

[Voyager One]

It is one of those autonomous cars but being intelligent, it doesn't allow you to get in... ever.

I wish I was a better cook.

[dol422]

But everything you cook is burned.

I wish for this pandemic to be over.

[G67]

it over... but a new virus appear. not just one, but five viruses and all of them was deadly.

i want a pizza

[Zakos]

Should have specified the toppings. Toenail clippings and used bandages, no cheese.

I would like to live forever.

[Voyager One]

You do that by sucking the life force of every single being in the universe. You live forever... alone.

I wish it rains every saturday evening/sunday night while other days remains sunny and warm.