OpenTTD Comedy.

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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

Post by T-Unit »

About as funny as it gets is the AI building...
Search the forums for Stupid AI and bridges there is a ridiculous thread on that. Ill post it if i find it.

Edit: Here we are:
http://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php? ... =stupid+ai
And the quick link to the picture:
http://www.tt-forums.net/download/file.php?id=66481
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Lol, nice.


Here's one me and my friend just did.

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Bets on which one lives, anyone?
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I hope OpenTTD will not be misused for gambling. :lol:

Electronic gambling is illegal in many countries. E.g you cannot go to a pub or internet cafe and gamble via a PC. Now the way is open to make it appear legal: You innocently pretend you play an OpenTTD multiplayer game but in reality you are gambling for which vehicle will make it through. :lol:
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Stupid town authorities...
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You crop them to something much smaller than that.
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or you set your game window to windowed and a lower resolution before hitting CTRL+S (that's how I do it mostly)
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Comedy reloaded...

This reminds of the sandpit thing some1 posted before me...
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Okay, now it gets ridiculous...
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Ridiculous?
http://smlpx.mobi/_c/places-and-sights/_more2004/_more09/Azerbaijan-Baku-oil-rigs-seen-from-boat-BG.jpg.xhtml
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Qu@rks wrote:Okay, now it gets ridiculous...
There's two towns called Bonn: a good one and a bad one?
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Hello
el koeno wrote:There's two towns called Bonn: a good one and a bad one?
hehe, 'Bad' is a prefix to german place names (maybe austrian and/or swiss too) and means that it is a health ressort.

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Hi,
el koeno wrote:
Qu@rks wrote:Okay, now it gets ridiculous...
There's two towns called Bonn: a good one and a bad one?
because Qu@rks is German too, I believe he didn't think about Bad Bonn but about multiple Oil Rigs near to each other.

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Auge wrote:Hello
el koeno wrote:There's two towns called Bonn: a good one and a bad one?
hehe, 'Bad' is a prefix to german place names (maybe austrian and/or swiss too) and means that it is a health ressort.

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I know. I like passing towns like Bad Bentheim, though I never dare to exit the Autobahn there. It's bad you know.
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Rainer wrote:Ridiculous?

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look at the caption of the picture and ask yourself: how big is the boat?
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Hello
el koeno wrote:
Auge wrote: 'Bad' is a prefix to german place names (maybe austrian and/or swiss too) and means that it is a health ressort.
I know. I like passing towns like Bad Bentheim, though I never dare to exit the Autobahn there. It's bad you know.
Has anyone ever left there the Autobahn? ...

... Sounds to me like the "Bielefeldverschwörung" (whow there is an article at Wikipedia(en)). ;-)

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Many trains on 1 block?

download these files :)

Archive from a game on maarten server :)

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will it crash this time... see savegame...

ow yeah, maarten was planning firework... tip: an island, use company cheat
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This is my toy. It looks fabulous while in move (each level moves in different diresction than the one under it). :lol:
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I found it funny..
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You pervert... :lol:
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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Darn. I would love to contribute to this, but the "funny" stuff I do is not appropriate for an all ages forum. Some of my town names are rather obscene if the double entendre is caught, and I have done some offensive things with the DB set in the 1940s.
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