OpenTTD Comedy.
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
Mooching off your competitors is a good way to make money really easy
Then there are the opponents in MP that build a line that makes no sense
(I was dark blue, my opponent was light blue)
Then there are the opponents in MP that build a line that makes no sense
(I was dark blue, my opponent was light blue)
Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
That's for the observing player that didn't have any income.Drury wrote:2 753 pounds? That's not very much
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Re: The Cruel and the Unusual
Okay, this is my comedy pics...
That is also very funny... (NOTE: train used consists of 99 "Lev6 'Mercury'" engines from OTTD+)
I guess hovercrafts do hover after all... they ARE the future transportation!
That is also very funny... (NOTE: train used consists of 99 "Lev6 'Mercury'" engines from OTTD+)
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Re: openttd_rulez's second attempt, same day
Welcome to Zeppelin City! This place is so famous even airships from Under The Abyss want to come here!
In order to celebrate Kronos's birthday, some Ancient Greek Religionists built a huge tower and then surrounded it with 100 Kirby Tanks

All the steam emitted is to push the tower into the sky to symbolize the past that inspires and supports the future-which is a FLOATING CITY future!
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
whats so funnyThere is something funny about it
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
Replying to one year old post, THAT is funny.jakebomey2 wrote:whats so funnyThere is something funny about it
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
I've started my own topic on a funny picture I took...here's a town with a name that sounds wrong. And WTF is with the fizzy drink factory? LOL 

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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
How many theaters are in this picture?
I could be wrong, but I counted 39...
Edit: forgot screenshot
I could be wrong, but I counted 39...
Edit: forgot screenshot
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
I think 42?ABCRic wrote:How many theaters are in this picture?
I could be wrong, but I counted 39...
Edit: forgot screenshot
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
43 is my guess (maybe one more, I'm not sure of I recognized all roofs to be theater-roofs)
Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
Isn't the obvious answer not enough?ABCRic wrote:How many theaters are in this picture?
I could be wrong, but I counted 39...
Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
How many Cars are Stuck in here? 
It took 1 Hour to get Everything Unclogged!
NOTE: This was an AI who caused this!
EDIT: It is a LOT more than you think!

It took 1 Hour to get Everything Unclogged!
NOTE: This was an AI who caused this!
EDIT: It is a LOT more than you think!
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Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
It may be good idea to report it to the AI thread.
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
Kogut wrote:It may be good idea to report it to the AI thread.
No it was not the Fault of the AI (I said it Wrong, SorryThis was an AI who caused this

I changed the Roads just Before the Depot where they are coming from. (Look at Attachment)
They Blocked themselves because there were so many Cars in there that the whole Junction was Blocked!
That was so Funny when i saw that so i taked a ScreenShot and Putted it in OpenTTD Comedy
I thought it was funny to put it here
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Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
AI is fishing...
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
What are those dots in the water?
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Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
FIRS industry: http://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php?f=67&t=44177
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
Oh thanks Kogut.Kogut wrote:FIRS industry
And actually it is funny, how can the AI Fish there
Teleporting Fish into the Trucks?

LOLZ I am so funny...

Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
4f 70 65 6e 54 54 44 20 52 6f 63 6b 73 21 Hex Code
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy. funny request
What would happen if the following reuqests and questions were asked in the forum? These would surely make the developers pull of their hairs from their head
OpenTTD problem:
The OpenTTD installer says that there is not enough Free space on my system. Someone please tell me from where can I download additional free space. Or someone please mail me if you have
OpenTTD problem:
The OpenTTD installer says to press any key to continue. I could not find "any key" on my keyboard
OpenTTD Request
I played OpenTTD 1.0.5. I really liked the demo. Where can I find the fullversion with all the features
OpenTTD suggestion
Dear Developers! could you please create OPENTTD version that doesnot support trains as there are no trains in my country
OpenTTD question
Dear Developers! I want to contribute and be part of OpenTTD development. Could you please recode the game in Qbasic as I don't know C++ coding
OpenTTD question
How to enalble autopilot for planes
OpenTTD Request
Plz make a mauritian trainset for me
OpenTTD bug report
I found a bug! The Trains always stop at red signals but ignore the signals when they are green
OpenTTD Request
I dont understand C++, could you recode the game in Chinese?
(Disclaimer: the above comments are completely coincidential and does not has anything to do with anyone whatsoever LOL)
OpenTTD problem:
The OpenTTD installer says that there is not enough Free space on my system. Someone please tell me from where can I download additional free space. Or someone please mail me if you have
OpenTTD problem:
The OpenTTD installer says to press any key to continue. I could not find "any key" on my keyboard
OpenTTD Request
I played OpenTTD 1.0.5. I really liked the demo. Where can I find the fullversion with all the features
OpenTTD suggestion
Dear Developers! could you please create OPENTTD version that doesnot support trains as there are no trains in my country
OpenTTD question
Dear Developers! I want to contribute and be part of OpenTTD development. Could you please recode the game in Qbasic as I don't know C++ coding
OpenTTD question
How to enalble autopilot for planes
OpenTTD Request
Plz make a mauritian trainset for me
OpenTTD bug report
I found a bug! The Trains always stop at red signals but ignore the signals when they are green
OpenTTD Request
I dont understand C++, could you recode the game in Chinese?
(Disclaimer: the above comments are completely coincidential and does not has anything to do with anyone whatsoever LOL)
Good day building rails
Re: OpenTTD Comedy.
(Not) going from A to B
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