OpenTTD Comedy.

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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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Mooching off your competitors is a good way to make money really easy
MOOCHED
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Then there are the opponents in MP that build a line that makes no sense
what the?
what the?
(I was dark blue, my opponent was light blue)
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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Drury wrote:2 753 pounds? That's not very much :?
That's for the observing player that didn't have any income.
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Okay, this is my comedy pics...
Hovercrafts Next Generation
Hovercrafts Next Generation
I guess hovercrafts do hover after all... they ARE the future transportation!
Why can't the train bite its own tail?
Why can't the train bite its own tail?
That is also very funny... (NOTE: train used consists of 99 "Lev6 'Mercury'" engines from OTTD+)
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train on road
train on road
a 100-engine long train is now possible to travel on road! Major Breakthrough!!!
Greetings from Zeppelin City
Greetings from Zeppelin City
Welcome to Zeppelin City! This place is so famous even airships from Under The Abyss want to come here!
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In order to celebrate Kronos's birthday, some Ancient Greek Religionists built a huge tower and then surrounded it with 100 Kirby Tanks :shock:
All the steam emitted is to push the tower into the sky to symbolize the past that inspires and supports the future-which is a FLOATING CITY future!
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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There is something funny about it


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whats so funny
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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jakebomey2 wrote:
There is something funny about it


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whats so funny
Replying to one year old post, THAT is funny.
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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I've started my own topic on a funny picture I took...here's a town with a name that sounds wrong. And WTF is with the fizzy drink factory? LOL :shock:
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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How many theaters are in this picture?
I could be wrong, but I counted 39...

Edit: forgot screenshot
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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ABCRic wrote:How many theaters are in this picture?
I could be wrong, but I counted 39...

Edit: forgot screenshot
I think 42?
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43 is my guess (maybe one more, I'm not sure of I recognized all roofs to be theater-roofs)
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ABCRic wrote:How many theaters are in this picture?
I could be wrong, but I counted 39...
Isn't the obvious answer not enough?
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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How many Cars are Stuck in here? :lol:
It took 1 Hour to get Everything Unclogged!
NOTE: This was an AI who caused this!
EDIT: It is a LOT more than you think!
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Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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It may be good idea to report it to the AI thread.
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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Kogut wrote:It may be good idea to report it to the AI thread.
This was an AI who caused this
No it was not the Fault of the AI (I said it Wrong, Sorry :oops:), i did that! It was just for Fun!

I changed the Roads just Before the Depot where they are coming from. (Look at Attachment)
They Blocked themselves because there were so many Cars in there that the whole Junction was Blocked!
That was so Funny when i saw that so i taked a ScreenShot and Putted it in OpenTTD Comedy
I thought it was funny to put it here
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Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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AI is fishing...
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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What are those dots in the water?
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Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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Correct me If I am wrong - PM me if my English is bad
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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Kogut wrote:FIRS industry
Oh thanks Kogut.

And actually it is funny, how can the AI Fish there
Teleporting Fish into the Trucks? :lol:

LOLZ I am so funny... :roll:
Conroy: This is Rebel Leader to base. Rebel Transport 2001 has been destroyed and parts for Teleport Device have been lost. We need those Parts! Conroy out.
Erik: What the... What was that all about?
Baleog: I don't know. But he did mention the words "Teleport Device" and "Parts". Quote from the Game "Lost Vikings 2"
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy. funny request

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What would happen if the following reuqests and questions were asked in the forum? These would surely make the developers pull of their hairs from their head

OpenTTD problem:
The OpenTTD installer says that there is not enough Free space on my system. Someone please tell me from where can I download additional free space. Or someone please mail me if you have


OpenTTD problem:
The OpenTTD installer says to press any key to continue. I could not find "any key" on my keyboard


OpenTTD Request
I played OpenTTD 1.0.5. I really liked the demo. Where can I find the fullversion with all the features


OpenTTD suggestion
Dear Developers! could you please create OPENTTD version that doesnot support trains as there are no trains in my country

OpenTTD question
Dear Developers! I want to contribute and be part of OpenTTD development. Could you please recode the game in Qbasic as I don't know C++ coding

OpenTTD question
How to enalble autopilot for planes

OpenTTD Request
Plz make a mauritian trainset for me

OpenTTD bug report
I found a bug! The Trains always stop at red signals but ignore the signals when they are green

OpenTTD Request
I dont understand C++, could you recode the game in Chinese?

(Disclaimer: the above comments are completely coincidential and does not has anything to do with anyone whatsoever LOL)
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Re: OpenTTD Comedy.

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(Not) going from A to B
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