Kings of hills.

[APDAF]

You die of radiation poisoning.

I am still king.

[Voyager One]

You too. Meanwhile, I resurrect as a radiation mutant and claim the hill.

KOTH

[APDAF]

STEEL LEGION MARCH FORWARD!
KILL ALL MUTANTS!

I am king.

[Voyager One]

Have you heard of acidic rains? I patiently wait until all your steel crumbles to rust. After that, it's a piece of pie making your head meet my baseball bat. HOME RUN!

KOTH

[L.A. Noire Fan]

Home run? Sweet. You ran all the way home to your mothers house. Im KOTH now.

[Voyager One]

My mother sees what you've done and gives you a nice a**-kicking. Thank you mom!

I'm the rightfull KOTH again!

P.S. Don't mess with my mother!
(just joking)

[L.A. Noire Fan]

All I going to say is orange Juice, you still have nightmares 20 years later. Also, I have the lastest designer, fire-proof and missile proof suits.

No can take my hill, King.

[APDAF]

You did't say anything about railguns.

I am king.

[SprungGeoduck21]

Boom boom shakalaka PLANES!
With you dead, the hill is mine!

[APDAF]

My SA-2 says NO!

I am still king.

[Pottsy]

my angry pet dog chases you far far away. It is me who becomes the king

[L.A. Noire Fan]

All I going to say is coffins and bottles. You still have nightmares 20 years later. Also, I have the lastest designer, fire-proof and missile proof suits and even rail guns.

No one can take my hill, King.

[APDAF]

Yes it might be missile proof but what happens if I put a nuke on it?
You end up as atoms.

I am king.

[Pottsy]

The angry dog returns! This time with a radioproof, Airtight, Indestrucable suit. Chase them away Ha Ha

King of the Hill.

[Voyager One]

I bring a cat, your dog starts running after it and they both disapper somewhere. You're alone...

Suddenly you hear a creepy voice: "Be afraid! Be veeeery afraid! Veeeeeeery veeeeeeery afraid!" Needless to say, you get scared and run home to mummy.

Free hill - me king.

[L.A. Noire Fan]

What? Oh, you ran home to your mommy. Nice. That should take care of you.
Free hill, my hill, KOTH.

[APDAF]

My size 13 steel toe capped boot + your arse = you falling down the hill onto a set of spikes.

I am king.

[Pottsy]

Yet you couldn't resist buying RCT2 from the store at the bottom. So I pinch your hill
I am king.

[APDAF]

I have it already so I used my boot again.

I am still King.

[SprungGeoduck21]

I hop in my car and get the police on my tail. I lose the heat and they arrest you.
You are in jail, so I take the hill. KOTH.