What will happen when Dave Worley gets 10,000 posts?

[R-Ski Z Tomberios]

Well? It's getting close...

[Levita]

ten thousand and one?

[Dave]

My vote has gone to number 4, but I can't wait for the forum's My Sense Of Humour Is s*** Club to come in with 'amusing jokes' or serious insights into my posting habits (I genuinely reckon JamieLei will have picked through my last two thousand posts to record my attitude trends).

As a reward for ten thousand posts hard service, I will systematically tell each and every one of them to f*** off.

And not get banned.

This law decreed by the great Sir Dave Worley IV KBE CBE VC (I won that in the war, don't you know!)

P.S. There will be a separate celebration topic. Anyone already at ten thousand posts who considers it appropriate to suggest I shouldn't have one because they didn't should refer to paragraph two. Anyone who suggests that this forum is bigger than Dave Worley (i.e. Take any of the next few days seriously) should grow up.

[GeekToo]

(I won that in the war, don't you know!)

Glad you posted that, that relieves us from our moral duty to help you when the 2 persons that voted for option 3 show up (probably Ameecher and Jamei Lee).

[jonty-comp]

I believe it will overflow and roll over to -9999. Just pretend those people who already have more than 9999 posts don't exist.

[beeb375]

This forum is corrupt, I bet Dave's claiming 7 second house allowances and has employed his aunt, a fifth-cousin and a dog using forum expenses. I say we have a big row about the whole thing, completely obscuring any other important issues that might crop up, and then force orudge to resign because nobody wants to take the heat themselves. [/UK politix]

[DeletedUser21]

I wanted a vote to all options.

I tought Dave was faster with posting, turns out he just got to it only now.
It could also be that the system won't record his 10000th post and goes from 9999 to 10001.

[JamieLei]

I think what's even more impressive is that Dave never/hardly ever? posts in the "Whatcha listening 2 @ da moment?" thread so all of those a proper posts! - As for forum games, I never step in there so I have no idea

[Dave]

I think what's even more impressive is that Dave never/hardly ever? posts in the "Whatcha listening 2 @ da moment?" thread so all of those a proper posts!

Told you!

Also, I'd like to contend that all of my posts are 'proper posts'. Whilst I know this, it doesn't stop many forumites from suggesting I spam. But. Ten thousand posts. How exciting. I estimate that due to heavy drinking sessions this evening this mark may not be surpassed until Saturday or even Sunday evening. It might even be Monday. Odd.

[DeletedUser21]

I think it deserves a new word. To put it in context:

"I think this subject is Worlerific!"

[lobster]

i voted 3 as i love a good punching. followed by some long, hard, throbbing manloving.

[SHADOW-XIII]

yaaaawwwnn

[DeletedUser21]

yaaaawwwnn

You spammer you!

[Chrill]

I personally believe that US Americans are unable to do so, because, and uuh.. the Iraqi.. and as such.. uh.. and the Saudi Arabia.

[JamieLei]

I wholeheartedly agree.

[orudge]

Hmm, I'd send him a telegram if it weren't for the fact it'd involve a lot of effort. Maybe I could ban him instead, for s*** and giggles, as they say.

[Hyronymus]

Hmm, I'd send him a telegram if it weren't for the fact it'd involve a lot of effort. Maybe I could ban him instead, for s*** and giggles, as they say.

That would take away the fun for me .

[SkeedR]

I voted number three for the lulz

[XeryusTC]

I'd rather think we (as a society) can finally move from fart and dick jokes.

.. Or maybe not

[Samwise]

He will post this: http://www.tt-forums.net/viewtopic.php? ... 87#p387587 again.