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Voyager One wrote:

Pilot wrote:

Voyager One wrote:At least he's not from Oldham...

You don't even know where Oldham is! Dumbass!

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No wonder I don't know where Oldham is... NOONE knows where that s***hole is! Only true dumbasses come from Oldham and even most of them don't know where Oldham is... I'd rather be born in a New Delhi sewer pipe than in Oldham!

What is this? Bash Oldham Day?! Oldham is a wonderful place... Nah, it's awful, I only live here because it's close to work! Anyway, at least I don't live in Croatia

kamnet wrote:You smell like you were born in a New Delhi sewer pipe as it is. Then again, you're a Trekkie, I wouldn't expect them to know what good hygiene is if you threw them out in a thunderstorm with a box of soap.

You smell even worse than the New Delhi sewer pipe!

Pilot wrote:What is this? Bash Oldham Day?!

Nah... just a nice volley shot... No offense IRL I hope.

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You look like a New Delhi sewer pipe... Speaking of which... is that your face or a sacred cow has dumped something on your neck?

Voyager One wrote:

Pilot wrote:What is this? Bash Oldham Day?!

Nah... just a nice volley shot... No offense IRL I hope.

Of course not! If we were all easily offended, would we really be here?

Voyager One wrote:You look like a New Delhi sewer pipe... Speaking of which... is that your face or a sacred cow has dumped something on your neck?

Unlike you however, I don't look like the rear of said Cow!

No, you only look like the cud it's regurgitated for the second chewing.

You are so ugly that mirrors break when you look at them.

Are you kidding me? I'm so handsome that random women (and some men!) stop me on the street to take selfies. Go tell Scottie to beam you back up, Capt. Rump Face!

Just how in the wold those people manage to take pictures of you?!? I suppose they take panorama pictures to get your fatness into a single frame.

Oh we got great aerial shots after we strapped a camera to your mum and then filled her underwear with helium. We then flew a banner from her bum. Made a good bit of money, she could be seen for miles!

Meanwhile, back in dreamland, kamnet says ridiculous stuff... for crying out loud, STOP THE DONALD TRUMP PROPAGANDA, YOU SCUMBAG!

Good grief, you're a moron of Trumpian dimensions. DID YOU NOT SEE THE TOPIC. You're supposed to INSULT somebody, you dolt! Go back and read the directions!

What would you prefer? Scott Joplin or Donald Trump as president. How about this: your sucky little Eastern KY (Wherever it is) is so rubbish you want to move to Britain. But we would never give you the visa. So you get smuggled in illegally. But the smugglers are Islamic State extremists and blow the ship up, causing you to miss your beef jerky for tea. And, just by chance, you die. But beef jerky is one million times more important than anything else. You sold your own mother's grave for beef jerky. Go back to where you came from, you fat greedy pig!

You absolutely suck at this. You suck so hard, the world would be doing us a favor if you were strapped to the front end of a Pacer taking a long trip down a short line.

I wonder why noone has used your hair as a broom yet... It would be perfect. Not to mention that your mouth is a natural vacuum cleaner...

At least he can maintain his Signature to show all the images in it! Dumbass!

Oh my, such an appiffany. What do you want? Money? Oh, I'll give you money. Now shut up or I'll stick it up your arse!

You're not exactly insulting me... you're more making a statement... now go back to playing with your little kiddy toys

You wait... I'll build a wall, a great, big, beautiful wall over the boundaries of Oldham. Then nuke the place without anybody knowing. You'll become a useless, homeless prick.

"Appiffany"? Where did you learn to spell, from a can of alphabet soup? Did you get your school diploma from inside a can of Ovaltine, too?

I'll cut your head off and stick it on a pole. LOL.

With your own head shoved up your bum, how would you see to do it? Anybody ever tell you that you're one cup of nuts short of a fruitcake?