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I hate the sodding thing.

Discuss.

I hate 153s in general.

the bloody thing is stalking me.

It stalks Gavin the oil covered Gnome too.

For those of you wondering what 153311 is, it's this load of metal rivetted together (there may be a few welds too but that's irrelevant).

I've travelled on it twice today and 4 times this week, It stalks Andel all over the country.

Some say it pisses oil, and that it only drinks red diesel... all we know is that it's 153311.

And we hate it.

Some say it has no transmission, and that it has a turbocharger for a heart.... all we know is that it's 153311

You guys have quite the imagination huh?

This thread should be very amusing...

Things can only get better, Tasha.

Some say that it's TOPS number is Andel's phone number, others say that it once stole his wheels. All we know is that it's 153311.

Gits

Some say it has done more rail miles than Andel... and that it exists only until the day Andel passes... all we know is that its 153 311

Some say it hosts wild all night parties at Crown Point, and that, in leap years, its yellow warning ends turn green... All we know is that its 153311

Some say it paints works of art while on shed and is the reason for the 66 boycott. All we know is that its 153311.

Some say it speaks Welsh through its two tone horn... and that at night it can be heard in the Heart of wales wailing from its stable at Crown Point... all we know is that it's 153311

Some say it is the reason for Norwich City being s***, and that getting off at number 2 end will give you a cold, all we know is that its 153311.

Some say that it's as ill as Andel and it will (finally) die by Ram-raiding West Bromwich Albion's ground... All we know is that its 153311

Some say that the Regional Railways livery was burnt on and other paint or vinyl just falls off it... and that its posessed by the ghost of a 155... all we know is that it's 153311

Some say that on weekends it leaves the yard non-multi at both ends, and at Christmas it insists on leaving a mince pie for Santa under its plough, all we know is, that its 153311.

Some say that it gave birth to Delia Smith and that it is the Godfather... All we know is that its 153311

Some might say that it's just a train, over which you all obsess far too unhealthily

... but then, it is true that all we "know" is that it is 153311...

Some say that it was as great as it's namesake, John Constable... and that its interior is chav proof to the point of ejecting them at Roughton Road... all we know is that it's 153311

Some say it has all the charm of Dave Worley, and the wit and charisma of Gavin... all we know is that it's 153311