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You get your wish, but it is inundated with food poisoning.

I wish to go back to the age of dinosaurs.

Granted, but since the Earth lacked sufficient air for humans to breathe, well, you eventually become a lump of coal in some bratty kid's Christmas stocking.

Merry Christmas.

I wish for good tidings and cheer on this day.

Northern Rail makes all train lovers to walk this week, so no good tidings only £1000 fines and disappointed passengers

I wish that OpenTTD on Amazon fire would be updated

Version 1.0? If you wish, you get it.

I wish for ability to couple trams in OpenTTD.

You can only cut buses up in two.

I wish for a more interesting openttd selling system, like so other company's can buy your old train.

Nobody buys your retired trains, they rust until they're just scrap. You go bankrupt.

I wish for three more wishes which cannot be corrupted.

You get your 3 uncorruptable wishes but you can only wish to get a pair of sox.

I wish that 2020 gets followed by 2030.

You get your wish, but find out the world is ending.

I wish to never need to sleep.

You were then too exhausted to play a game again.

I wish for a nuke

You buy what you thought was a nuke from a weird scientist driving a DeLorean, but all you got was a box full of pinball machine parts.

I wish for a pair of socks.

Someone in your family has won a lot of money. As a gift, he funded for you a trip to a tropical island in the southern hemisphere. When you were unpacking at the hotel, in your suitcase you also found your desired pair of socks also as a part of gift. Luxurious, warm, made of merino wool... completely useless.

I wish to had enough time and willingness to learn all the languages and coding rules of OTTD so that creating ready-made patches would be as easy as drawing a proposal.

LaChupacabra wrote: ↑03 Jan 2021 21:38Luxurious, warm, made of merino wool... completely useless.

Are you kidding me? I have poor blood circulation in my feet, they ALWAYS feel cold even in summer. These are perfect! THANK YOU! I WIN!!!!

I wish to had enough time and willingness to learn all the languages and coding rules of OTTD so that creating ready-made patches would be as easy as drawing a proposal.

You spend years learning how to code everything in OpenTTD. Unfortunately by the time you're ready to start producing, everybody's moved to a new game based on the Unity engine and you rage-quit the now almost non-existent community.

I wish OpenTTD was available for the Occulus Rift.

Yes! OTTD has been adjusted to be displayed by the Occulus Rift! Unfortunately, encouraged by the growing popularity, the rights to the technology were taken over by some greedy broker in New York, who wanted to make the brand exclusive, charging ridiculous fees for every minute of using his technology. Currently, only a small group of the richest people in the world can use Occulus glasses.

I would like a world where people would respect each other's rights, where the problem of licensing and property rights would not exist.

That idea has now been copyrighted by someone else, sorry!

I wish for a horse in a zorb

Unfortunately the horse is deceased.

I wish to grow money.

You grow money, which plunges the global economy, and now the only thing your money is good for is to eat it.

I wish I was back where I was yesterday.

You are exactly where you were yesterday, 1 day displaced from Earth's current position in the solar system and its relative position in the Milky Way, roughly 10,000,000 miles out into space if my math is right. It is very cold. You are dead.

I wish for half of all life, rich and poor alike, to be removed from the universe.

Avengers come and beat the crap out of you.

I wish this day to end right now.

So a black hole comes and swallow everyone up.

I wish to go back 10 years

You're stuck in the past and now everyone thinks you look weird and talk funny. "Global pandemic? What on earth are you talking about?"

I wish for this lockdown to finally be done