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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 10 May 2019 09:03
by Zakos
They do, and they're SUUUUUPER antisemitic.
I wish Hollywood executives understood how to stick to a character design.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 10 May 2019 18:48
by Expresso
They now do - now every character is very boring.
I wish for a large house.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 May 2019 16:22
by HockeyD8
You have 20 tenants that you can't evict, and none of them pay the water bill. one of them is me. Speaking of which, can you tell Jim to quiet down?
I wish for a private jet.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 17 May 2019 04:21
by Expresso
Here you go:
I wish to be omnipotent.
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Posted: 17 May 2019 16:41
by Sanntup
But you have more than one chance to post penultimately right hehehehe big words?
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 17 May 2019 17:11
by trainman1432
no you don't.
I wish for another sandwich
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 17 May 2019 21:10
by Zakos
Jesus I wish that image was smaller.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 18 May 2019 05:58
by Expresso
It's now 2 by 2 pixels.
I wish to be a sponge.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 19 May 2019 03:43
by kamnet
You are, and your parents wished you would get a job and move out!
I wish North Macedonia had won Eurovision tonight.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 19 May 2019 15:06
by Expresso
They now excel at having a vision for the euro.
I wish to get rid of my evil couch.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 20 May 2019 21:39
by HockeyD8
You trade it in for an evil coffee table.
(I'm back!)
I wish Doug Ford wasn't F*cking up Ontario.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 21 May 2019 03:12
by kamnet
Congratulations, your province elects Colin Mochrie, who absolutely cocks it up just as bad. But, at least he's funnny!
I wish for a wonderful sweet to eat.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 21 May 2019 03:16
by Expresso
You just ate a spoon of aspartame. Good luck with the cancer.
I wish to own Mars.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 21 May 2019 03:24
by Zakos
The planet or the corporation? Either way, you don't get them. You now have ownership of Bruno Mars. Slavery, however, is illegal and you are promptly arrested.
I wish Jeff Goldblum was my dad.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 21 May 2019 08:43
by Expresso
He turns out to be really abusive.
I wish for a cake.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 22 May 2019 22:24
by HockeyD8
Its made of moldy cheese.
I wish chrome wasn't crashing A LOT lately.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 23 May 2019 19:18
by trainman1432
Chrome stops crashing, at the cost of eating up even more of your ram, and quickly bricks your computer
I wish politics wasn't so... political?
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 23 May 2019 21:08
by Expresso
It's now normal, but they don't get anything done anymore; Which happens to include the things you need.
I wish I could still vote.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 28 May 2019 12:08
by kamnet
The evil spirits in your refrigerator pity you, so they hold an election so you can vote on which of them will haunt you.
I wish for my air conditioning to be repaired today.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 28 May 2019 12:41
by Expresso
It's repaired. Now you get a cozy 40°C with a humidity of 95% or a freezing -10°C with a humidity of 0% and nothing inbetween.
I wish I wouldn't be haunted by an evil spirit.