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Your portable office has run you over due to you forgetting to set the brake. Again.

I wish for a corned beef and cheese sandwich.

You get corner-ed beef and geese sand witch.

I wish for clouds.

you are struck by lightning

I wish for the standing behind my back to not shove my face into the keyhiofbaoirufrheri'[]

Okay but a new train station is invented and your desk is on the mainline.

I wish for aircraft to produce no pollution whatsoever.

Aircraft now absorb pollution, however, due to absorption of all CO2, all life on earth ceases to exist.

I wish that I could wish for a wish to keep the wish corruption to continue.

Wish again. No dice.

I wish to understand trainman's wish.

You finally understood that the answer *is* 42.

I wish 42.

-42 it is!

I wish potato chips weren't unhealthy

But they contain AIDS whenever you eat them.

I wish to lose my virginity.

You do, but you catch Chlamydia.

I wish to have future certainty.

Are you sure about that?
I wish for this to never end

(haha yes I do like my paradoxes nerds)

trainman1432
please
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I wish my Vive would work consistently.

Too bad it STAYS consistently working on your head. You are now unable to escape VR
Also I stopped doing that, you're welcome. Regardless, I wish for people to stop bringing the extra lines thing up like my god.

People will no longer bring it up, however you will continue to mention it which will frustrate us all. As you just did. huzzah.

I wish for Brooklyn Nine-Nine to be renewed for a sixth season.

Sure, but it appears to have been done very poorly as nobody for whatever reason wanted to.

I wish for education to not be needed to make a living.

But education will be only 1 year long.

I wish for all trains to become tramways, be they slow or extremely fast (that's one of my true dreams though).

You now live in a city where the streets are deadly: 125mph trams passing every 10 minutes.
I wish for UK train fronts to be yellow again

You got these.





I wish the city I live in wasn't too hilly.

It gets flattened... by a nuke.

I wish to be invisible.

You instead get put into a public place completely naked... You become amazingly visible as a result!

I wish all the spammers on the forum would disappear!