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You knew that you knew everything ! Now back to the long hibernation...


I wish some British could make an American history film. The reverse always sucks, someone should poke back.

(off-game : was that even an answer ALEXbr ? XD)

Granted, they flood it with the conspiracy theories that made USA big.

I wish they stop making repetitive movies about old wars.

But new and new wars are ongoing and after them there will be lots of movies about them.

I wish I will go to an well-known high-school from Bucharest...

Instead, you go to a crappy high-school no one has ever heard of in Myanmar.

I wish for a stein full of nice, German beer.

Someone steals it from your hand. You turn around and see Wladimir Klitschko. Wanna argue?

I wish ALEXBr would read the rules of all games he's participating in...

I bet he did. But he just went soo impatient he posted another go anyway !


I wish I could go to TT-Meet.

You make the arrangements, set aside the time and the money to go. But when you get there you find that Owen has cancelled the event.

I wish Angela Merkel could be the US President.

Merkel decides to invade the US but mistakes the country and invades Canada. Canadians welcome the new Führer.

I wish to see Trump eat a hamburger and get sauce all over his suit and tie.

You sit next to him as he does it, and somehow gets sauce all over your face as well.

I wish I could fix my gold Legend of Zelda NES cartridge.

It becomes silver in the process

I wish for a paradox to corrupt my wish.

You are fat but you don't eat nothing.

I wish I won't have homework anymore.

You're self-employed now.


I wish for something.

You get nothing.

I wish for it to be week 19 already!

This confuses the wish granter, and you end up in week 90.

I wish for time to stand still for a while, so I can catch up.

Time stands still, but you shoot ahead 30 weeks. Now you have to wait for time to catch up with you.

I wish for my sex life to improve.

You are attacked by feminists

I wish for
um
something?
Sorry YNM
but uhm

You also get nothing.

I wish trainman1432 wouldn't use 5 lines to say something that can be said on one

From
now
on
trainman1432
uses
something
like
three
hundred
seventy
five
lines
to
say
a
single
sentence
that
could
have
been
said
on one
single
line.

I wish for a new chair.

Voyager One wrote:From
now
on
trainman1432
uses
something
like
three
hundred
seventy
five
lines
to
say
a
single
sentence
that
could
have
been
said
on one
single
line.

Very well.

Voyager One wrote:I wish for a new chair

It
is
rigged
with
thirteen
metric
tonnes
of
plastic
explosives

I
pity
Voyager
.
I
Wish
for
his
chair
not
to
be
detonated

OKOK I'LL STOP

As a result of V1 encouraging Trainman's antics, His chair explodes with a mightier boom! (I'm not happy! )

I wish for a better work mobile!