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Walks in, falls flat on face. Notices that what he slipped on is someone's blood. Or several someones'. Flees.

Comes in. Plays with toy cars. Rests.

Peers around doorframe. Comes back inside. Cleans up what remains of last page's crap. Wonders how the crap they fit a full-size racetrack in here. Grabs a Chocolate milk, and lunges at couch. Ends up waking half a dozen of sleeping people. Lord Aro's not gonna be too happy...

Waltz in. Mooches a couch and watches some CSI

Hates that kind of show. Whacks CommCody with remote before removing the batteries and hiding them. Turns off tube manually.

Brings in Jenson Button's F1 car. Button still in car. Nearly gets killed by him. Cleans up. Snoozes. Alarm clock goes off. Damn you Comm Cody.

Wakes up after 3-4 months of slumber only to find a hole in hes face. Takes a strange laser-like device from the fridge, points at face, activates and the hole is gone! Good as new!
A minute later notices hes laptop crushed under a pile of rubble. Feels free! Thinks long & hard about what to do with the achieved freedom. Conciders going outside......but then remembers about the dangerous creatures that lurk there (be aware of old people!).
Decides to start a party and bring the party to the lounge since going to a party is impossible. Gets the bass pounding and hopes that more people will join. Grabs a beer and starts waiting...and waiting...and waiting...

Jumps in with the ghost of Freddie Mercury. Has a piano contest with him. Lose badly. Then grabs a coke and spray it in PC Gamer face.

Opens door. Enters. Thinks he's the 26th person. Realizes he isn't. Yells BOOYEAH anyway. Takes enjoyment from referencing himself in the 3rd person. Sleeps.

Walks calmly in. Immediately starts tearing a wall down to bare sheetrock for some construction.

Walks in, tries to find Make A Wish song in the CD rack beside the couch.

Matthew:out

Is bored. proceed to go outside and SHOOP DA WHOOP a kitten

Cannot find make a wish song, so grabs a coke, and sits down at computer (bulletproof).

Comes in. Tries to restore order. Gives up. Plays NFS Hot Pursuit.