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Posted: **04 Jun 2020 18:34**

You get your fish, but the Ish wish dish slips from your hands, shattering the dish, and ruining the fish.

I wish for Plastikman to return

Posted: **06 Jun 2020 06:08**

Ha, try again. IA doesn't even lurk anymore.

I wish for all words to be replaced with beans.

Posted: **07 Jun 2020 23:33**

beans beans beans beans beans, beans beans beans.

I wish for someone to play the let's play together

Posted: **29 Jul 2020 13:11**

The lets play servers are broken, and bricked

I wish for BR 'Pacer' DMUS To stay for longer

Posted: **29 Jul 2020 14:32**

I've traveled on them all, so send all of them to the scrapheap instead.

I wish for money to rain from the sky.

Posted: **29 Jul 2020 16:44**

The money comes in the form of liquid rain, making it worthless.

I wish the wishes would no longer be corrupted!

Posted: **29 Jul 2020 17:38**

Wishes are abolished. Because they no longer come true, they can no longer be corrupted.

I wish for a Covid-19 vaccine.

Posted: **01 Aug 2020 18:55**

You are given the choice between bleach and hydroxychloroquine. You are either the same, or dead.

I wish for a birthday cake.

Posted: **02 Aug 2020 05:20**

Hey, there it is, headed directly for your face!

I wish for more wishes, or something.

Posted: **03 Aug 2020 13:53**

But that's banned everywhere but Texas

I Hope ironing board seats are banned by 2022

Posted: **01 Oct 2020 10:34**

You never wake up again from that nightmare you're currently having.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Posted: **01 Oct 2020 15:51**

It deems you as dirty and you're evicted by your own house.

I wish to be able to jump twice my height.

Posted: **12 Oct 2020 11:55**

So, you become some kind of flea.

I wish, that my OTTD NewGRFs will be more popular.

Posted: **12 Oct 2020 12:03**

People end up finding all kinds of bugs in them and start complaining by the masses.

I wish to have fun being an excellent chef.

Posted: **13 Oct 2020 04:26**

Ever hear of Gordon Ramsey? He's heard of you, and he tears your restaurant to shreds and spits on you.

I wish for

Posted: **16 Oct 2020 00:29**

alas is only .

I wish TUGS would be revived

Posted: **25 Nov 2020 11:12**

Unluckily for you all TV networks failed.

I wish to live away from people

Posted: **26 Nov 2020 15:55**

You now must permanently live with an isolated colony of geese.

I wish there were more restaurants open for breakfast this morning.

Posted: **26 Nov 2020 17:56**

There will be a lot of them open tomorrow but they'll all serve only covid19.

I wish for snow, a lot of snow.

Posted: **26 Nov 2020 20:51**

You now live in the ice age

I wish to live with dinosaurs

Corrupt a wish!