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Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 15 Oct 2011 10:15
by SprungGeoduck21
You are allergic to peanuts. You die. I remove the peanuts because my mum is horribly allergic to them.
Me king.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 16 Oct 2011 17:48
by L.A. Noire Fan
Ur mum kills you and runs away.
Free hill. My hill. KOTH.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 02:40
by audigex
I pay a hypnotist to convince you that you don't actually want to be on the hill. You leave.
I AM KING OF THE HILL.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 10:58
by Pilot
I send in a Squadron of Tornado GR4 Strike Fighters to kill you.
Free Hill, not anymore
Me KOTH
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 12:42
by audigex
Your Tornado GR4s are grounded due to budget cuts. As you are arguing the finances with HM Treasury, I saunter to the top of the hill.
I AM KING OF THE HILL
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 16:53
by Voyager One
Julian Assange publishes embarassing pictures of you in a bath tub. You hide in shame and I claim the empty hill.
KOTH
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 06 Nov 2011 19:26
by L.A. Noire Fan
I come with Chuck Norris and we both kill you epicly. Me king of hill.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 07 Nov 2011 23:18
by audigex
Due to a font error, you mistake Hill for Hull, take a wrong turning in Manchester Piccadilly and end up in Yorkshire.
I am king of the hull. I mean, hill.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 08 Nov 2011 20:17
by APDAF
A piano falls 30,000 feet and lands on you.
I claim the hill.
I am king.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 09 Nov 2011 09:50
by Voyager One
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 09 Nov 2011 10:47
by SprungGeoduck21
You die laughing due to Achmed's awesomeness.
KOTH
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 09 Nov 2011 15:27
by Lord Aro
I steal your face.
KOTH
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 09 Nov 2011 17:12
by Voyager One
What?!? No axe??? Sorry but you get arrested for NOT using an axe this time.
Free hill - me KOTH.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 13 Nov 2011 16:23
by John_Smith
He does not use a axe, because I have it, haha.
King
JS.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 13 Nov 2011 16:37
by APDAF
My size 13 boot up you arse.
I am king.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 13 Nov 2011 17:52
by Voyager One
I hijack an F-14 -> selecting AMRAAM missile -> opening fire -> BUMMM -> landing and claiming the hill.
Me king.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 13 Nov 2011 18:04
by APDAF
An AMRAAM missile is anti-air only. and I have an Igla missile with your name on it.
I am still king.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 13 Nov 2011 19:29
by Pilot
I walk up the Hill. Pull my machine gun out on you and shoot you until you are nothing more than a Lump.
Free Hill
Me King.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 13 Nov 2011 19:42
by APDAF
Boom!... HEADSHOT!
I am still king.
Re: Kings of hills.
Posted: 13 Nov 2011 20:17
by Voyager One
I dig a tunnel under the hill and place a nuke beneath. BUM! No more APDAF or hill.
I claim the next hill and I'm king.