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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 1:19 am |
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You learn danish and norwegian, but learn that there is no such thing as a single danish or norwegian language and that it changes languages every 5 kilometers, and you die trying to learn them.
I wish you hadn't posted this topic's 3400th message.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 8:28 pm |
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I didn't; it's just a copy. The real topic is locked at 3398.
I wish I didn't have hodophobia (fear of traveling).
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 9:34 pm |
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You now don't have fear of traveling, you suddenly want to admire spectacular points of view in a train in Norway, but the train just derails, falls off a fjord and you die.
I wish for good old Frankfurt sausages.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 10:27 pm |
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They're poisoned. You die.
I wish to have a driver's license.
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PostPosted: Wed Jul 11, 2018 11:16 pm |
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You do, but someone looking exactly like you folded his car and you are not allowed to buy any car.
I wish i was a GVB S3 going around the line 51 all day long.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 11:42 am |
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You get held up by several suicide jumpers.
I wish to be creative.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 12:35 pm |
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You are too creative, and spend your time on useless things all day long.
I wish for Expresso to know how little he corrupted my wish.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:51 pm |
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Bullsh*t
I wish for a good sleep today.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:54 pm |
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Today, you have a good sleep, but then you have insomnia.
I wish to be immortal.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 5:57 pm |
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When you reach 80 you'll be immortal. With a pain in the neck, and all the elderly man diseases you will live forever.
I wish I didn't have to go to dentist next wednesday.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 6:56 pm |
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All your teeth are pulled today, without anesthetic. Now you will never need to go to the dentist again.
I wish to be left alone.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 7:09 pm |
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Someone says you are a huge pervert, so no one talks to you again, even men. At least you're left alone !
I wish that spammers would never come again on this forum.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:26 pm |
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Everybody is locked out, including all spammers. Unfortunately, there are no more posts.
I wish to speak Spanish fluently.
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PostPosted: Thu Jul 12, 2018 8:29 pm |
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You speak spanish, but you don't have right to go in other regions than Catalonia, so everyone is mad at you and kills you.
I wish to speak Finnish fluently.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 3:45 pm |
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Your accent is so bad nobody understands you, and their accent is so bad you can't understand what they're saying.
I wish to have the motivation to exercise more.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 6:44 pm |
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You do, but an elliptic bike falls and you die.
I wish i had more beard.
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 13, 2018 7:11 pm |
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Your beard is so long you constantly stumble over it.
I wish to have a cool moustache.
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PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2018 8:22 pm |
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It's so cool people steal it from you. Without shaving cream.
I wish i lived in Bergen, in Norway.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 7:11 pm |
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You lived there for one day, but was bullied away.
I wish to find my true passion.
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PostPosted: Mon Jul 16, 2018 8:52 pm |
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You find it, you are passionated by death, so you try experiencing it yourself.
I wish i hadn't killed Expresso 9 times since page 168.
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