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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 11 Jul 2018 01:19

You learn danish and norwegian, but learn that there is no such thing as a single danish or norwegian language and that it changes languages every 5 kilometers, and you die trying to learn them.

I wish you hadn't posted this topic's 3400th message.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 11 Jul 2018 20:28

I didn't; it's just a copy. The real topic is locked at 3398.

I wish I didn't have hodophobia (fear of traveling).

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 11 Jul 2018 21:34

You now don't have fear of traveling, you suddenly want to admire spectacular points of view in a train in Norway, but the train just derails, falls off a fjord and you die.

I wish for good old Frankfurt sausages.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 11 Jul 2018 22:27

They're poisoned. You die.

I wish to have a driver's license.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 11 Jul 2018 23:16

You do, but someone looking exactly like you folded his car and you are not allowed to buy any car.

I wish i was a GVB S3 going around the line 51 all day long.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 12 Jul 2018 11:42

You get held up by several suicide jumpers.

I wish to be creative.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 12 Jul 2018 12:35

You are too creative, and spend your time on useless things all day long.

I wish for Expresso to know how little he corrupted my wish.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 12 Jul 2018 17:51

Bullsh*t


I wish for a good sleep today.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 12 Jul 2018 17:54

Today, you have a good sleep, but then you have insomnia.

I wish to be immortal.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 12 Jul 2018 17:57

When you reach 80 you'll be immortal. With a pain in the neck, and all the elderly man diseases you will live forever.

I wish I didn't have to go to dentist next wednesday.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 12 Jul 2018 18:56

All your teeth are pulled today, without anesthetic. Now you will never need to go to the dentist again.

I wish to be left alone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 12 Jul 2018 19:09

Someone says you are a huge pervert, so no one talks to you again, even men. At least you're left alone !

I wish that spammers would never come again on this forum.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 12 Jul 2018 20:26

Everybody is locked out, including all spammers. Unfortunately, there are no more posts.

I wish to speak Spanish fluently.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 12 Jul 2018 20:29

You speak spanish, but you don't have right to go in other regions than Catalonia, so everyone is mad at you and kills you.

I wish to speak Finnish fluently.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 13 Jul 2018 15:45

Your accent is so bad nobody understands you, and their accent is so bad you can't understand what they're saying.

I wish to have the motivation to exercise more.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 13 Jul 2018 18:44

You do, but an elliptic bike falls and you die.

I wish i had more beard.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 13 Jul 2018 19:11

Your beard is so long you constantly stumble over it.

I wish to have a cool moustache.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 14 Jul 2018 20:22

It's so cool people steal it from you. Without shaving cream.

I wish i lived in Bergen, in Norway.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 16 Jul 2018 19:11

You lived there for one day, but was bullied away.

I wish to find my true passion.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 16 Jul 2018 20:52

You find it, you are passionated by death, so you try experiencing it yourself.

I wish i hadn't killed Expresso 9 times since page 168.

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