Brain Tester Game!

[Loco Man]

1. What do you put in a toaster?
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Answer: 'bread.' If you said 'toast,' give up now and do something else.
Try not to hurt yourself. If you said, bread, go to Question 2.

2. Say 'silk' five times. Now spell 'silk.' What do cows drink?
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Answer: Cows drink water. If you said 'milk,' don't attempt the next question. Your brain is over-stressed and may even overheat. Content yourself with reading a more appropriate literature such as Auto World. However, if you said 'water', proceed to question 3.
3. If a red house is made from red bricks and a blue house is made from blue bricks and a pink house is made from pink bricks and a black house is made from black bricks, what is a green house made from?
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Answer: Greenhouses are made from glass. If you said 'green bricks,' why are you still reading these??? If you said 'glass,' go on to Question 4.

4. It's twenty years ago, and a plane is flying at 20,000 feet over Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into West Germany and East G ermany.) Anyway, during the flight, two engines fail. The pilot, realizing that the last remaining engine is also failing, decides on a crash landing procedure. Unfortunately the engine fails before he can do so and the plane fatally crashes smack in the middle of 'no man's land' between East Germany and West Germany Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany , West Germany , or no man's land'?
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Answer: You don't bury survivors.
If you said ANYTHING else, you're a dunce and you must stop. If you said, 'You don't bury survivors', proceed to the next question.


5. Without using a calculator - You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales ... In London , 17 people get on the bus. In Reading , six people get off the bus and nine people get on. In Swindon, two people get off and four g et on. In Cardiff , 11 people get off and 16 people get on. In Swansea , three people get off and five people get on . In Carmathen, six people get off and three get on. You then arrive at Milford Haven.

What was the name of the bus driver?
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Answer: Oh, for crying out loud!
Don't you remember your own name? It was YOU!!

[Nextra]

Where did you get these I need more things like them.

[Chrill]

All these have been posted all over these forums for centuries. Still, a good laugh is always welcome before school

[DeletedUser21]

I flunked the last question, thats not only dumb but I heard that question before aswell! Thats me... using my ass as a brain.

[John_Smith]

1. Crumpets.( http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crumpets)

2. Milk, as cows are a mammal they have mammary glands that are able to give young milk. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammalia)

3. Green house are made of green bricks, Greenhouses are made of glass. There is a space different but still counts. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenhouse)

4. German reunification happened on the 3rd October 1990 meaning that in 1991 (20 years ago) German was one country and East and West German did not exist, so that plane would of crashed in German. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_reunification) Any loss of life in a foreign country the consulate in that country acting on behalf of it people would be back any people to their home country. For the survivors the consulate would do the same to bring them home. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Consulate# ... _embassies)

5. I have no bus driving licences so could not even leave the main bus in London. Had a look as well that trip would near several buses, and trains, so could not happen (http://www.transportdirect.info/Web2/Jo ... cheparam=8)

Enjoy,
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