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Posted: 28 Mar 2007 13:39
by Locomotionfan
Your parents give you chores to do instead.
I wish I never had to sit an exam. ever.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007 15:19
by Bad Hair Day
Granted! You now have no qualifications!
If wish I had my own personal tea machine.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007 17:20
by proudmoore
However, it woud perpetually run out of tea
I wish my computer wasn't so slow
Posted: 28 Mar 2007 17:25
by andy_blah
Because of speed, some computers might just blow in front of you.
I wish I could hibernate 1 month.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007 17:55
by Griff
But then you would be an animal in a cave and so it is entirely possible when you wake up a bear will bonk you.
I wish a bear would bonk me...all night long.
Posted: 28 Mar 2007 17:57
by proudmoore
But they'dprobably tread on you by accident.
I wish I could think ofa decent wish...
Posted: 28 Mar 2007 17:57
by Locomotionfan
But you can't get rid of the writer's block.
I wish I could do whatever I want, whenever I want.
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 00:28
by ssbn742
and so it was, then, some1 who ALSO wished for that, and killed you.
i wish i could be in the show "ghost in the shell: stand alone complex"
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 08:42
by DeletedUser21
You get a cameo but you get shot by Major Kusanagi in the first second.
I wish I could draw very good.
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 10:42
by Locomotionfan
You can, but your rival bribes the judges to fail you.
I wish my parents didn't nag.
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 10:55
by XeryusTC
Unfortunately they can't stop talking and will nag on forever!
I wish I had a faster connection.
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 12:20
by EirikhO
...but the only thing that happens is the bill gets larger.
I want a new school
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 12:37
by Chrill
But it's much smaller and it smells.
I want to see Metallica, live
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 12:43
by EirikhO
You got wrong ticket and went to the Beyoncé consert in stead of.
I want tickets to the Beyoncé consert
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 13:37
by XeryusTC
She dies in a plane accident.
I want to have a GF.
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 16:15
by DeletedUser21
But you will have to buy one on Ebay.
I wish for another wish.
Posted: 30 Mar 2007 22:09
by proudmoore
but that would invlve two being corrupted rather than one.
I wish this damn computer would stop being so slow to run simple processes, depsite doing my utmost to speed it up!
Posted: 01 Apr 2007 22:05
by Calamarain
Your computer will asplode in a huge cloud of blue-grey smoke, forcing the onset of (O)TTD(patch) withdrawl symptoms.
I wish I lived in a fully automated house, with no cleaning, cooking etc.....
Posted: 01 Apr 2007 22:38
by lws1984
It goes HAL on you and kills you in your sleep.
I wish my chair were about 5 centimeters higher.
Posted: 02 Apr 2007 07:56
by Wile E. Coyote
But somebody cut its legs.
I wish new BMW X5.