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You get a house that stinks of disinfectant so strong it kills you on the spot.

I wish for a tin of spam.

When you open it, all the spammers come out and instantly fill all your email accounts with spam.

I wish for a new house.

You get a new house... a cell in a North Korean concentration camp.

I wish for some McDonalds.

A cow crapped on your bigmac.

I wish for freedom.

You get freedom to be shot at by rednecks.

I wish to travel back in time.

You get shredded by the big bang.

I wish for a wearable personal shield, which protects me from everything.

The shield feeds on you to sustain its infinite protection.

I wish to be in charge of a nation.

It gets nuked back to the stone age and promptly invaded by all its neighbours, turning it in one big war zone.

I wish to be inspired to write.

Your inspired writing inspire a right-wing anti-Jello, pro-Spam cult to rise up.

I wish for the weather to be exactly 70 degrees Fahrenheit today and tomorrow, with no precipitation, and only a small breeze of 2 MPH.

It'll be that way forever, seeing there's no additional water coming down the earth now turns into a desert, a comfy 70 degrees Fahrenheit, with no precipitation, and finally a small breeze of 2mph. However, crops can't grow anymore and all the water evaporates, leaving you to die of thirst.

I wish to have my private stash of water.

It goes stale before you can drink it all.

I wish for Espresso to not die of thirst.

Espresso receives raw sewage to drink and dies of cholera instead.

I wish to have a successful Youtube channel.

It's successful at delivering ads. Nobody watches your channel.

I wish for my thirst to be relieved.

Ofc, I will never be like that.

I wish I could have some Japanese breakfast foods (http://questionjapan.com/blog/food-and- ... breakfast/) right now T___T.

Well, ok. You got it, behind glass. All you can do is look at it.

I wish for a new house.

You got it, now your snail has a new little house.

I wish for next person currupted my wish.

Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh

I wish to go to sleep.

You become the sleeping beauty. Only a kiss from a frog can awake you.

I wish to be 18 again.

How about months as a unit.

I wish for full control of the passage of time.

Time only progresses when you command it to, one second at a time. You fall asleep and time stops, waiting for you to wake up in a morning which will never arrive. You’ve bricked existence itself.

I wish for fish (on my Ish wish dish).