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You're now a tree surgeon.

I wish my sunburn would finish healing.

You pick up some SunScream - it heals your sunburn, but it makes the sun scream constantly in an annoying manner only you can hear.

I wish that it is sunny in Manchester for a change!

You need to apply the SunScream, so now you're deaf.

I wish for a massage.

You're massaged with the SunScream, and now you're constantly tense from the noise.

I wish for a clone who will help me with my work.

He's extremely clumsy and messes up your work, as a result you get fired.

I wish for some fruit.

It's pride month, and the community doesn't appreciate you using that term. Wish not granted.

I wish for clairvoyance.

You constantly see how you will die, and it's in the most horrible way imaginable.

I wish for some strawberries.

You trip on the sidewalk and take a huge tumble.

I wish for no more rain this week.

For 4 months there is no rain, causing a drought.

I wish for a really good grilled cheese.

You go bankrupt paying for it. On top of that it's really small.

I wish to know the hardware configuration of my computer in minute detail, so I can compile my own Linux kernel.

You want a kennel of your own? Done, you live in one now.

I wish a piano.

You're now a piano, which regularly gets abused by young trainees of a unskilled teacher.

I wish for a sunset (cocktail).

Some nitwit laces it with taco bell and now you've rode on a trail of your own gas into the sunset.

I wish for less strange(?) responses to otherwise normal questions.

You become so bored with the answers that you lose your will to ever log in again and play.

I wish hospitals were more competent.

They're now more competent at killing and, once you get into one, kill you.

I wish my house would clean itself.

Your house gets all the trash out and keeps it out. Obviously, the house keeps you out as well. You're homeless now.

I wish to go on a trip.

You trip down the stars. See you next fall!

I wish I hadn't slept all day.

You have now not slept all day. In fact, you'll never sleep again. Eventually, you die of exhaustion.

I wish my house would be less warm.

Now you are freezing.

I wish for a rain finally.

There's a downpour exactly at the moment you need to be outside. It keeps raining, so you're soaked now and your clothes are sticky. Did I mention it's a warm downpour? No escape for you.

I wish it to be 20°C inside of my house.