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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 11 Apr 2019 15:33
by HockeyD8
You get mine.

I wish for a Potato car big enough for me to drive.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 11 Apr 2019 16:02
by acs121
Your life is potato. (did you get the reference ?)

I wish to have more huckleberries and blueberries.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 11 Apr 2019 16:29
by HockeyD8
You get smooshed by a giant pile of blueberries.

I wish that Expresso would reply to this

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 11 Apr 2019 19:16
by acs121
Too bad, I respond instead.

I wish to be unable to feel pain.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 11 Apr 2019 19:35
by HockeyD8
You die painlessly.

I wish my crush wanted to date me as bad as i want to date her.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 14 Apr 2019 11:58
by Expresso
She starts stalking you, then kills you and herself so you two can be together forever.

I wish for a new computer.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 14:23
by HockeyD8
You get a brand new ASUS laptop, But it gets hacked 10 seconds after you start using it.
Welcome back, Expresso.

I wish that I was more smarter.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 17:01
by Expresso
You're now just a little bit more smarter then a retarded.

I wish to have the highest paying job in the world and be extremely good at it.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 17:52
by HockeyD8
There is another stock market crash and the company goes bankrupt.

I wish I wasn't Hydrophobic (afraid of water and swimming).

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 18:07
by Expresso
Ok granted (I won't corrupt this one).

I wish I wasn't afraid of getting lost.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 18:16
by HockeyD8
You're no longer afraid of getting lost, but you get lost 17 times a week.

I wish I wasn't so addicted to yelling "I'll break your Nico Nico Nicaps!"

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 19:37
by acs121
Now you're yelling "D*CK !!!" each 3 seconds in the street.

I wish I had a Nokia 810.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 19:40
by Expresso
Sure, you have one. It's broken though, and no warrantee.

I wish for a rubber duck.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 15 Apr 2019 22:00
by HockeyD8
it sinks to the bottom of your bathtub, right next to your... oh I can't even say it. you don't dare touch it

I wish for a yo-yo that came right back to my hand each time.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Apr 2019 08:59
by Expresso
...but not before slamming into your head.

I wish for a spring.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Apr 2019 12:03
by acs121
Great ! Now you're the first human to have left the Milky Way !

I wish I could teleport myself anywhere, anytime.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 16 Apr 2019 15:56
by HockeyD8
You teleport 1 square centimetre at a time, giving you a very painful death just trying to get groceries.

I wish I was better at minecraft

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Apr 2019 14:10
by Expresso
It's the only thing you do all day, every day. Soon your parents become concerned with you and have you committed to a psychiatric hospital. They give you meds that reduce you to a drooling vegetable.

I wish to be back home.

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Apr 2019 15:27
by HockeyD8
You arrive at your home to find a bunch of Hobos stealing all your stuff and living in your house.

I wish one of my books would become a best-seller

Re: Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 17 Apr 2019 16:37
by Expresso
All your books are now international bestsellers. Unfortunately, they always include a photo of you. You are harassed by crazed fans who want your signature and a photo together with you. You are also the center of attention of all the paperazzi in the entire world, so you don't have any privacy anymore.

I wish for a gun so a can shoot the hobos.