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Ok. The Earth is now a huge fridge and all water is frozen.

I wish for a personal heater, as I'm cold now.

Due to the freezing of the Earth, any heat is lost before you can feel it.

I wish you weren't so silly.

His silliness is contagious as he is cured. You have now caught a dose of his silliness.

I wish to be highly productive.

You are now a slave, your days are now spent working.

I wish to be warm.

You are now -273°C.

I wish to be on Pluto.

Granted! But you're instantly frozen.

I wish for my realtek rtl8821ce in my new laptop to work properly.

Granted, it works now, but it somehow corrupted your RAM.

I wish to lose a few pounds this year.

You lose 120 pounds out of 200 ... Eat something ma friend ... this s*** is not healthy and you know it!!!

I wish for something to wish for ...




... I'm f*** up, I know, but not willing to help myself (just yet).

You wish for your own death. It's granted.

I wish to be a very good musician.

Now you can play an accordion only, like a gypsy.

I wish I could programm in C.

You succeed in making "Hello World!" In the rest you fail, because you don't understand.

I wish to have new, fitting clothes.

They shred to pieces within nanoseconds of you touching them.

I wish to be King of Scotland™.

You are imprisoned, tortured and killed by the English.

I wish there wouldn't be memory corruption issues with the new Linux driver for the rtl8821ce.

It's Linux, which means you can't run anything on it.

I wish to be King of Scotland and England™.

You are now prosecuted for treason and illegal occupation of the throne.

I wish to live in New Zeeland

You find yourself in Old Zeeland instead.

I wish to be King of Scotland and England™ without being prosecuted for anything.

Schotland and England are nuked now. You're king of a radioactive wasteland now.

I wish to be able to understand everyone.

You understand everyone so well you begin to hate everyone on the planet, including yourself.

I wish for an incorruptable wish.

There is no effect.

I wish to live on a different planet.

You now live on Earth 616.

I wish my grandmother wasn't dying from dementia. :_(