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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Nov 2018 15:02
by kamnet
Nobody worships you, and you're thought of as a joke.
I wish for better sleep.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 30 Nov 2018 18:45
by acs121
You sleep longer. Now it's been 20 years you're sleeping. When are you waking up ?
I wish to be able to never sleep.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 01 Dec 2018 14:34
by Expresso
You suffer all the effects of insomnia.
I wish to have a breath weapon.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 01 Dec 2018 18:41
by acs121
Your mouth smells so bad that nobody is talking to you again.
I wish my mouth could never smell bad.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 01 Dec 2018 23:38
by kamnet
We will never know, as you're never able to open your mouth again.
I wish I was never wrong.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 02 Dec 2018 02:42
by Expresso
You're right about all the bad things.
I wish to be omnipotent.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 03 Dec 2018 22:07
by ChillCore
expressso wrote:
You're right about all the bad things.
I wish to be omnipotent.
You are but you're so bad at reading peep's wishes it all folds back on you and ... well yeah ... disthroned you are ... you become the defintion of 666.
Despite ma limpy one and not getting the car as replacement .... I wish for everything to go wrong for all peeps ... and I mean all of them ... region does not apply.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 04 Dec 2018 09:05
by YNM
Code: Select all
EROR : Wish not understood - Terminating program...
I wish for spam.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 04 Dec 2018 09:45
by Expresso
All your mailboxes now overflow with spam to the point that all legitimate mails get bounced.
I wish to be a borg.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 04 Dec 2018 09:57
by wallyweb
You become a borg but you forget to comply and get sent to the Dominion.
I wish for peace on earth.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 05 Dec 2018 20:34
by ChillCore
Wallyweb wrote:
I wish for peace on earth.
And then peace broke out (*) ... but there is still the killer joke out there and it got translated beyond just german.
"Mijn hond heeft geen neus."
"Hoe ruikt hij?"
"Afschuwelijk!!!"
^^^ in dutch now and peeps are about to drop ...
I wish ... anyone's wishes to become true in2019 ... except for the evil ones.
(*) Totally not stolen from some famous dudes ...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 20:34
by Expresso
Well, all the best wishes of the person you hate most are granted. S/ha gets a good and fulfilling life in all ways... at your cost.
I wish to be more human then everybody else.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 20:50
by wallyweb
Your wish is granted. You have been cloned into two humans.
I wish all my wishes would come true.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 06 Dec 2018 21:58
by Expresso
They're all corrupted.
I wish to be an important computer program.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 07 Dec 2018 02:47
by acs121
You're hacked and destroyed by the world's no. 1 hacker.
I wish i could hack anything.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 07 Dec 2018 06:37
by kamnet
All you can do is hack up a lung.
I wish I didn't sweat so much at night.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 07 Dec 2018 09:57
by Expresso
You sweat a lot during the day.
I wish to go to space.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 07 Dec 2018 10:52
by acs121
Space grants you immortality and invincibility. However, you are lost in space. You're alone...
I wish i had a social life.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 07 Dec 2018 16:56
by Expresso
You now have an extensive social life. Lots of people know you. Constant partying... until it matters and there's nobody there for you.
I wish to be an office building filled with monkeys.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 08 Dec 2018 04:26
by kamnet
They work in your office, and they are so efficient that your boss fires you and all your human co-workers. Everybody is upset at your wish now.
I wish for a new car.