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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 22 Nov 2016 09:30
by Pilot
Voyager One wrote:You go but find only Manchester United wares to buy.
Are you trying to make me sick?!
Voyager One wrote:I wish to stop raining.
It stops raining... forever, and a drought comes to Croatia.
I wish for all my problems to disappear at the wave of a magic wand
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 24 Nov 2016 06:49
by kamnet
All of your problems are transferred to Donald Trump. He orders a drone strike against you.
Wish for safe travels today in the rain.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 14 Jan 2017 22:16
by NoMorePacers
But your vehicle of choice is an Andrea Moda F1 car, which instantly kills you.
I wish to have a Ferrari F2002.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 12:24
by Translink
But it catches fire and sends you to A&E with severe burns
I wish I won the lottery
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 15 Jan 2017 18:53
by NoMorePacers
But you end up winning the top jackpot of Euromillions in debt.
I wish to have a wish.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 12:39
by S-Transport
The wish kills you.
I wish, I could have nothing strenuous to do.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 16 Jan 2017 22:04
by Translink
You become lazy and fat and die of heart disease.
I wish we'd finally get some snow in winter!
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 11:03
by Pilot
You get so much snow that it causes your home to collapse, and you die.
I wish to get absolutely wasted and forget some things.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 15:15
by Nathanxbox20
You get absolutely wasted and forget the wrong things, like your name, and how to drive.
I wish flowers weren't so expensive.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 16:19
by NathanBros
Granted, you will have to go country to get them.
I wish to go country.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 17 Jan 2017 16:56
by Nathanxbox20
Your sister wants to have your child.
I wish the weekend would come sooner.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 28 Jan 2017 12:53
by NoMorePacers
It never comes.
I wish to be God.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 29 Jan 2017 08:44
by Voyager One
Zeus strikes you down with a lightning.
I wish to travel.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 05 Feb 2017 06:53
by crchinoy
You end up in Syria, minus your head.
I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 05 Feb 2017 18:21
by NoMorePacers
Kim Jong-Un nukes you instead.
I wish Ayrton Senna was still alive.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 06 Feb 2017 14:29
by Pilot
Ayrton Senna comes back to life, but you have to relive his horrific crash in your dreams for the rest of your life.
I wish for the school kids opposite my house to quieten down.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 06 Feb 2017 17:43
by Voyager One
You relocate to a cemetary. In a coffin. Peace and quiet all around you now.
I wish my headache would stop now.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 06 Feb 2017 18:49
by NekoMaster
Turns out your headache is brain cancer
This year I hope to move out and get my own place for once.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 06 Feb 2017 20:10
by Pilot
You get your own place... it's a Cardboard Box!
I wish for some snow so I don't have to wake up so early tomorrow.
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 07 Feb 2017 01:42
by NekoMaster
(Haha! I knew someone would reply back with a cardboard box XD )
You get your wish for snow, in fact you get over 10 feet of snow and it shuts down everything and buries your house and town.
Since I have to live in a cardboard box for a home now.... I wish to get some furniture for it.