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Unfortunately Kim Jong-Un makes you wish to Obama-nate President Obama. Which, you do.

I wish Kim Jong-Un Trumpated Donald Trump.

I have no clue what you're saying, so I give Voyager One a cuddly Bengal tiger.

I wish for everyone to have a cuddly Bengal tiger!

Such a tiger bites you.

I wish my trains tomorrow will not be delayed.

Instead it is driven by Kim Jong-Un, who makes the train explode and you don't make it to work. Also, you die.

I wish to be Kim Jong-Un.

You die in the explosion that also killed S-transport.

I wish I were a moron.

You swiftly become someone from Morón de la Frontera.

I wish I could actually stick to a diet.

You start a diet of only sticks.

I wish Sunday comes now.

Everyday becomes a Sunday, but you become a devout Catholic, and spend each and every Sunday in Church.

I wish my diet of sticks had some form of flavouring to it.

Your diet of sticks now has hints of pine nut and hickory.

I wish I had energy to finish my work today.

You gain so much energy that a black hole forms within your body.

I wish I could find a good Android game.

Unfortunately the best Android game was developed (surprise, surprise) by Kim Jong-Un, which hacks into all of your devices, steals all your stuff, and makes a virus which destroys the devices forever.

I wish to move to Scotland.

Scotland doesn't want to have anything with you and it moves away once you've arrived.

I wish for the world's end to come.

Kim Jong-Un saves the world, meaning you are forced to worship him constantly and if you don't, you get executed in public.

I wish you were a nicer genie who would give me a wish out of the goodness of your heart.

He is a nicer genie, and he does grant wishes out of the goodness of his heart. But he grants me my wish, which is to have you turned into a genie yourself who only does the nice stuff that I ask for, which cannot ever be corrupted, and you must also wish me infinite wishes as I choose to use them.

The wish that you choose is a time travelling one, which takes you back and places you in the middle of the Battle of Stalingrad, in which you get shot and stabbed 70 times each.

I wish you a happy and prosperous life.

... Which is clearly isn't, now.



I wish for food.

YNM wrote:... Which is clearly isn't, now.



I wish for food.

BUt the food you got was spoiled.... *sad trumpet*

I wish it was next week already so I can play Transport Fever.

7 days pass in an instant. You lost your job, your girlfriend, and the police are searching for a missing person of your description.

I wish I could have a nice conversation with my girlfriend.

Nathanxbox20 wrote:7 days pass in an instant. You lost your job, your girlfriend, and the police are searching for a missing person of your description.

I wish I could have a nice conversation with my girlfriend.

But like me, you never had a girlfriend and thus you are lonely (Thats the truth, I don't have a girlfriend or a job so that corruption was just truth)

Sobering up, I wish I had more booze to drink.

But only methanol.

I wish I had a fireplace in my room.