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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 05 May 2019 04:03
by kamnet
Unfortunately your computer was confiscated for evidence. Then they "lost" the evidence.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 06 May 2019 11:30
by Expresso
Fortunately, it was found again and, after finding no evidence on the computer, returned.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 09 May 2019 07:15
by kamnet
Unfortunately your computer is now wiretapped, and you don't even know it.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 07 Nov 2019 12:21
by Expresso
Fortunately, they forget to store everything.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 21 Feb 2020 22:31
by Zakos
Unfortunately, they're broadcasting your mounted camera on LiveLeak.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 22 Feb 2020 03:20
by kamnet
Fortunately, it makes you an Internet sensation and Netflix offers you a contract to produce a new show.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 22 Feb 2020 08:58
by Expresso
Unfortunately, the series ends up flopping.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 23 Feb 2020 17:30
by Zakos
Fortunately, so does Netflix.

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 25 Feb 2020 07:26
by kamnet
Unfortunately, AT&T buys Netflix and now charges $49.99/mo

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 23 May 2020 06:38
by Zakos
Fortunately, now you can have 4 lines with unlimited gigs bundled with all your favorite shows for just $120/mo (subject to change).

Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Posted: 01 Oct 2020 10:35
by Expresso
Unfortunately, there is never ending downtime.