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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 18:04
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately you might be able to post more creative things than that.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 21:35
by Expresso
Unfortunately, he's not that creative.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 31 Dec 2018 22:00
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately, you are more creative than him.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 05:23
by kamnet
Unfortunately, that's not of much comfort.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 10:51
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately, you have other things to comfort you.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 18:26
by Expresso
Unfortunately, all at your cost.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 18:34
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately, you become rich.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 21:29
by kamnet
Unfortunately your new riches have been robbed from you.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 21:41
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately, all of my riches are returned.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 22:21
by Expresso
Unfortunately, they're all fake.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 01 Jan 2019 23:26
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately, they are all free ones.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 02 Jan 2019 03:43
by kamnet
Unfortunately, the government doesn't know it's fake, and you're taxed heavily on your fake riches.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 02 Jan 2019 09:47
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately, I divert my funds into an offshore account, thus evading the taxes.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 02 Jan 2019 13:01
by lukasz1985
Unfortunately you die and your children squander the money on useless stuff.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 02 Jan 2019 13:02
by NoMorePacers
Fortunately, my children kill you.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 02 Jan 2019 16:50
by lukasz1985
Unfortunately police shoots all of your children while they try to escape after killing me, so you're left without any descendants.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 04 Jan 2019 01:04
by kamnet
Fortunately, a nice charity receives a windfall donation.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 04 Jan 2019 09:01
by NoMorePacers
Unfortunately, the charity is corrupt and spends all the donations on illegal drugs and sports cars.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 04 Jan 2019 13:53
by Expresso
Fortunately, they are cought.
Re: Fortunately Unfortunately
Posted: 05 Jan 2019 01:09
by kamnet
Unfortunately, the charity is run by Donald Trump.