153311

Post by **Dave** » 23 May 2007 23:29

Some say it was constructed from the metal salvaged from an abandoned Pacer, and that if it was left on a bank it would run UP, all we know is that its 153311

Ameecher · Post by **Ameecher** » 23 May 2007 23:30

Some say that it operated the Caledonian and Night Riveria sleeper trains simultaneously and that it will shunter the pacers off Blackpool Pier given half the chance. All we know is that its 153311.

Post by **Dave** » 23 May 2007 23:31

Some say that on bank holidays, it sits on the beach at Cromer corroding its roof, and that in the winter, it has an allergy to robins. All we know is that its 153311.

andel · Post by **andel** » 23 May 2007 23:32

Some say that other 153s would rather face store than work in multiple with it... and that when it was suggested it get scrapped, the remainder of the fleet offered to go to booths in its place - all we know is that it's 153311

Post by **Dave** » 23 May 2007 23:33

Some say its stare made Joe Calzaghe quiver and, when stabled at Norwich, it deployed a five-feet forcefield around itself, all we know is, its 153311.

Ameecher · Post by **Ameecher** » 23 May 2007 23:34

Some say that it ignores permenant way work and grinds on through anyway and that the doors only close when at 43.2mph. All we know is that its 153311.

Post by **Dave** » 23 May 2007 23:35

Some say that it takes three men to drive, and that ONE lose a guard each year to the aggressive interior toilet, all we know is, its 153311.

andel · Post by **andel** » 23 May 2007 23:35

Some say it was challenged to a race by 90001 ... and won - and that it then towed 90001 back after it failed leaving the finishing post... all we know is that its 153 311

Ameecher · Post by **Ameecher** » 23 May 2007 23:35

Some that it was the reason that Hitler fought the Iraqis and that it was the whole reason for the American civil war. All we know is that its 153311

Post by **Dave** » 23 May 2007 23:36

Some say it was responsible for the extinction of the Dinosaurs and, if pushed, can reel off the name of every British Prime Minister. All we know is, its 153311.

andel · Post by **andel** » 23 May 2007 23:36

Some say it could oust Bush from power... and that if Iran wanted to go to war, it'd simply unleash more pacers on the country from afar... all we know is that it's 153 311

andel · Post by **andel** » 23 May 2007 23:38

Some say its the love child of a 373 and TGV... and that when it throws a tantrum you can hear the horn from the moon... all we know is that its 153311

Ameecher · Post by **Ameecher** » 23 May 2007 23:38

Some say when stopping at a station it droops its nose like Concorde and that it once round-house kicked Chuck Norris, all we know is that its 153311.

Post by **Dave** » 23 May 2007 23:39

Some say that it once threatened to eat a field full of sheep if it wasn't taken off Sheringham-Cromer shuttle, and that, at night, it insists on a bed of hay. All we know is, its 153311.

Post by **Dave** » 23 May 2007 23:40

Some say that even Pendolinos fear it, and that Jeremy Clarkson once included it in an introduction of The Stig, all we know is, its 153311.

andel · Post by **andel** » 23 May 2007 23:44

Some say it has been chosen over Bill Clinton for an after-dinner speech... and that when it spoke it gave a detailed plan on how to combat global warming... all we know is that it's 153311

Andelsgirl · Post by **Andelsgirl** » 24 May 2007 00:00

Anyone else think this thread is getting a little thin? Or could you guys keep going all night with the same high-quality-spam humour?

I don't know much about this train, or about what some people might say about this train... I know my boyfriend and some others say that this train stalks them... all I know is that it's another train - another train, which has had a radiculasly large percentage of a weirdly large amount of people's attention tonight!

andel · Post by **andel** » 24 May 2007 00:02

Some say it can hold the attention of Dave for days... and that the BBC has commissioned a series following it to replace Top Gear - all we know is that it's 153311

John · Post by **John** » 24 May 2007 00:12

Some say that it has a special relationship with Tony Blair and if it were build in '69 - it would have axed Dr Beeching.......... all we know is that it's 153 311

Post by **Dave** » 24 May 2007 00:24

Andelsgirl wrote:another train, which has had a radiculasly large percentage of a weirdly large amount of people tonight!

That's another thing about 153 311, it pulls the weirdest of women.

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