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They now excel at having a vision for the euro.

I wish to get rid of my evil couch.

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You trade it in for an evil coffee table.
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I wish Doug Ford wasn't F*cking up Ontario.
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I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Congratulations, your province elects Colin Mochrie, who absolutely cocks it up just as bad. But, at least he's funnny!

I wish for a wonderful sweet to eat.

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You just ate a spoon of aspartame. Good luck with the cancer.

I wish to own Mars.

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The planet or the corporation? Either way, you don't get them. You now have ownership of Bruno Mars. Slavery, however, is illegal and you are promptly arrested.

I wish Jeff Goldblum was my dad.
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He turns out to be really abusive.

I wish for a cake.

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Its made of moldy cheese.

I wish chrome wasn't crashing A LOT lately.
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I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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Chrome stops crashing, at the cost of eating up even more of your ram, and quickly bricks your computer

I wish politics wasn't so... political?
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It's now normal, but they don't get anything done anymore; Which happens to include the things you need.

I wish I could still vote.

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The evil spirits in your refrigerator pity you, so they hold an election so you can vote on which of them will haunt you.

I wish for my air conditioning to be repaired today.

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It's repaired. Now you get a cozy 40°C with a humidity of 95% or a freezing -10°C with a humidity of 0% and nothing inbetween.

I wish I wouldn't be haunted by an evil spirit.

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The Ghostbusters bankrupt you with the cleaning costs.

I wish final exams weren't a thing at all.
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Now you fail by default.

I wish to be filthy rich.

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You are filthy, and so is your money. Everyone assumes it is counterfeit (and some of it is).

I wish to own Discord (the gamer chat site/app)
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I need someone to play minecraft with :(
I want some grilled cheese. :|

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It immediately goes bust once you own it, making you go bust.

I wish for a ball.

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It's black, heavy, and has a weird sparkly fuse coming out of the top. Huh, the fuse is shrinking. It's almost go- BOOM!

I wish for a grilled cheese-making robot.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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It grills your cheese too far and burns it.

I wish to own a steering wheel.
Please support this cause - it's for a train enthusiast friend of mine.

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I only found this.
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I wish for a personal, 1-car, high-speed train.

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You kill everyone onboard a Shinkansen and sever the cab from the rest of the cars. Authorities have been notified.

I wish to be funny.
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You are the only one who laughs about your jokes.

I wish to have mind control capabilities.

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