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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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You understand everyone so well you begin to hate everyone on the planet, including yourself.

I wish for an incorruptable wish.

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There is no effect.

I wish to live on a different planet.

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You now live on Earth 616.

I wish my grandmother wasn't dying from dementia. :_(

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I am not an a**hole, so you get your wish.

I wish to relax.

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You become paralyzed. How's that for relaxation?

I wish for you to be nice to me.

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He nicely insults you from here on out.

I wish for a lovely, large piece of cake.

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It's a laced with laxatives. You eat it. You spend the next three days on the toilet crapping your intestines out.

I wish for a box.

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You get a box that is sphere.

I wish for yellow poop.

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Expresso wrote:It's a laced with laxatives. You eat it. You spend the next three days on the toilet crapping your intestines out.
Wanna guess how I actually spent my weekend?? Thanks! :D
lukasz1985 wrote:I wish for yellow poop.
You get all of mine.

I wish this passes faster so I can go to work tomorrow.

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Now you crap your intestines out at work.

I wish to have a nice meal, which isn't laced with poison, laxatives and isn't rotten.

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It is full of nuclear substances.

I wish that I was invincible to everything.

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Unfortunately, it's past tense. As a trade off to being invincible until now, you become vulnerable to everything.

I wish to be a Krav Maga expert.

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You are an expert, but 78 year old Chuck Norris still destroys you.

I wish I could just move on.

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Someone tells you to to do the feet for feet thinghie while not going the opposite way the threadmill goes while being on it ...
Things start to flash past by way faster then you'd want them to flash past by ...

^^^ I'd really wish to tell you differently but alas ... enjoy every moment while you can ma friend.


I wish for things ... really ... no clue yet .. just things so this numbness goes away ...
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All included patches have been modified and are no longer 100% original.

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You get a real large collection of spoons, of all sizes, types and colors.

I wish for my own planet, where I can do and get anything.

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Earth scientists declare that your planet is not actually a planet, but it's so far out from Earth that there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish for clones of me to help carry my burdens!

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They kill and replace you.

I wish to be a child.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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You are 2 years old, and for an extra - forever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Well, I started reading and realized halfway through it was written backwards.

I wish for no more stupid wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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You get banned from the forums.

I wish I didn't have to travel today but I wish I was somewhere else.

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