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http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/ao ... lator.html

No offense to any AOL users here. ;)

The TTDPatch Manual in 12-year-old-AOLer speak:

11!1!1! OMG WTF LOL WUT DO3S IT DO
TDPATCH????!!?? LOL IS A PROGRM TAHT MODIFEIS TEH WAY TRANSPORT TYCON DALUXE (TD) WORKS1!1!1!1 WTF LOL IT OFERS MANY MANY IMPROVAMENTS IN GMEPLAY AND OF3RS A DIFER3NT WAY OF 3XPEREINCNG TD!!11!11 LOL MONG DA MORA POPULAR OPTIONS AER



MORA BT3R LARGAR
HAEV U 3V3R BEN ANOY3D BY DA MAXIMUM NUMBR OF VEHICLES TAHT U CAN ONLY HAEV 80 TRANES AND TAHT THEIR R ONLY 690 VAHICL3S AVALEABLE 2 AL EIGHT PLAEYRS???!?! NO MOR31111 WTF LOL NOW U B ABL3 2 OWN 240 TRANES 240 ROAD VEHICL3S 240 PLAENS AND 240 SHIPS AND AL2G3THER UP 2 4000 VEHICLES!1!!!! OMG LOL ALSO U CAN HAEV LARG3R STATIONS WIT UP 2 7 PLATFORMS EACH WIT A L3NGTH OF UP 2 7 SQUAERS OR EV3N MMMOTH TRANES WIT UP 2 126 CARIAEGS!1!!1 WTF LOL NU SIGNALS
FRUSTRAETD TAHT BUILDNG AN AFICEINT STATION IS SO HARD??!?!!! OMG LOL PR3-SIGNALS OFER A NU WAY 2 GUIED UR TRANES AND ALOW V3RY SMAL Y3T EFICEINT STATIONS1!1111 OMG ALSO A DIF3RENT WAY 2 HANDL3 TEH NON-S2P FLAG MAEKS IT 3ASEIR AND MORE EFICEINT 2 GIEV A TRANE WAY POINTS ALONG ITS ROUTE IN TEH FORM OF MAH 1X1 STATIONS!!!!!! LOL THESE IMPROVEM3NTS ALOW DA CREATION OF LARG3 INTERCON3CTED RALE NETWORKS TAHT R VERY EFICEINT1!!! WTF LOL

IN-GMA CHEATS
JUST BY PLACNG A SIGN U CAN CHANGE DA Y3AR UR CASH NU AL UR CARIAEGS FOR BTER STATION RATNGS AND SO MUCH MOR3!!11 WTF GAT THIS U CAN EVEN AU2MATICALY CONV3RT AL UR TRAKS 2 MONORALE AND MAGLEV SO TAHT U DONT HAEV 2 WAST3 TIEM CONVERTNG THEM UR1!11 OMG WTF LOL

OTHER CONV3NEINC3S
INCLUDNG REFITABLA TRANE 3NGIENS MIEXD STATIONS WIT DIF3RENT TYPAS OF TRANES S3L3CTABL3 STATION GODS MOR3 USEFUL FUL LOAD OPTION TEH ABILITY 2 TURN OF TEH 3F3CTS OF CURV3S AND MOUNTANES AND MUCH MUCH MOR3!!11 WTF
NON3 OF DA ABOVE IS COMPULSORY EV3RYTHNG CAN B CUS2MIEZD!1!1!1! OMG WTF LOL U ONLY PLAY WIT DA OPTIONS TAHT U LIEK AND LAAEV DA REST TURNAD OF1!!1!1!1 OMG AVARY ONA HAS DIFERANT PREFERANC3S AND THIS PROGRM TREIS 2 ACOUNT FOR TAHT AS MUCH AS POSIBL3!1!!!1 OMG LOL

JUST KEP ON R3ADNG AND U FIND OUT TAHT U RILLY WANT 2 TRY THIS PROGRM1!111!1 OMG AND DA BST ITS 2TALY FRE1!!!1 OMG LOL AND TAHTS B/C IMM JUST A TD NUT WHO CANT GET ENOUGH AND IVE BAN SO ANOYAD WIT TEH PROGRM AT TIEMS TAHT I JUST DECIEDD 2 FIX IT MYS3LF11111111 LOL I THINK IV3 B3N SUCESFUL BUT SE FOR UR1111 LOL


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Whahahaha! :lol:
What an invention!
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Funny!!!
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:lol: Good one
The English-to-12-Year-Old-AOLer Translator
I can use it , because some members don't understand what I'm saying
Well, back to work, lot's of it in the near future
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It was designed by Ash. :lol:
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OMG S2L3N FROM TEH GREAT OLICIV
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old :wink:
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oliciv wrote:OMG S2L3N FROM TEH GREAT OLICIV
U THINK ID STAAL FROM U??!?!!?!1!!1!!!?!?! OMG WTF DA CHEK!!1!!1! WTF ;)
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WOW I WISH I CUD TOK LIEK THIS AL TEH TIEM1!11!!!
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Post by Paranoid Android »

Thom Yorke's lyrical genius - AOL Kid style

H3R GREN PLASTIC W8RNG-CAN
FOR H3R FAEK CHIENS3 RUB3R PLANT
IN TEH FAEK PLASTIC EARTH
TAHT SH3 BOUGHT FROM A RUBER MAN
IN A 2WN FUL OF RUB3R PLANS
2 GAT RID OF H3RS3LF AND IT WEARS HER OUT

SH3 LIEVS WIT A BROKEN MAN
A CRAKED POLYSTYR3N3 MAN
WHO JUST CRUMBLES AND BURNS
H3 USED 2 DO SURGARY
FOR GIRLS IN TEH EIGHTEIS
BUT GRAVITY ALWAYS WINS AND IT WEARS HIM OUT

SHA LOKS LIEK DA R3AL THNG
SHE TAST3S LIEK TEH REAL MAH FAEK PLASTIC LOVA
BUT I CANT H3LP TEH FELNG
I CUD BLOW THROUGH DA CEILNG
IF I JUST TURN AND RUN
AND IT WAARS MA OUT

AND IF I CUD B WHO U WANTED
IF I CUD B WHO U WANT3D AL DA TIEM AL DA TIEM1!!! OMG WTF LOL

Fake Plastic Trees, that was(n't).
r is a c***


will frequently check credit at (moral) bank (hole in wall)
RIP THE BETA BAND 1997-2004
Transport Empire's music-er.


So now I've closed my eyes, closing seconds of our time

My music
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IS THIS RILLY TRUA R THESA 12-YAAR OLDS WRITNG LIEK TAHT
Well, back to work, lot's of it in the near future
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Sadly, yes.
r is a c***


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RIP THE BETA BAND 1997-2004
Transport Empire's music-er.


So now I've closed my eyes, closing seconds of our time

My music
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but why?
Three cheers for first tiger and el presidente
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Y WUT ?!!?! OMG
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spaceman-spiff wrote:IS THIS RILLY TRUA R THESA 12-YAAR OLDS WRITNG LIEK TAHT
WUT IS TEH FUN 2 TOK THIS WAY IT DOASNT MAEK S3NSE DOES IT?!??! WTF LOL
Three cheers for first tiger and el presidente
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He's savvy! He has a prodigious IQ,
and lots of panache, as all tigers do!


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I thought this was an English speaking board :roll:
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THIS 2PIC ISNT H3RE WE TOK TEH 12 YEAR TOK :P
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Post by sultana »

Ok... even when I do translate that it doesn't make sense :? :roll:
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WUT UR NOT GONA SPOIL MAH DAY ANYMOR3
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Post by sultana »

Lol spiff, now that doesn't even make sense... how do i spoil your day?
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