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The 'I don't have a girlfriend' thread

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I think it should be stickied, personally. Will keep other threads clear of clutter and potential derailment.
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Post by andel »

And best of all - i won't have to post in here ;)
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i actually broke up 6 days ago with my, well, now ex-girlfriend. didn't really bother, after nearly 2 and a half years it's been done for.

and yeah, all this girlfriend stuff on a TTDL forum. it's odd, in some way. :roll:
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i was with my last girlfriend for 14 months and she systematically took my heart and broke it bit by bit.

I hate her for it.
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Whats a girlfriend? Can you download that from the internet?
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Post by lws1984 »

Well, until recently, I had no buisness here.

We need this, if only just to prove we're all not you're usual bunch of gamers. (We aren't anyway, what with us flocking around a more than 10 year old game!)

But now, Kate just broke up with me. Something about chemistry. I swear, the chemistry women keep talking about is harder to understand than real chemistry!
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Post by SAC »

I hate to break it, but I believe the time many of us spend in front of the computer will get any girlfriend to run as far away as possible...

And that's why they're doing everything they possibly can do get by without the help of any male person out there - including getting pregnant!

We're doomed... 8)
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Post by Dave »

SAC since my girlfriend lives miles away, MSN is the only way we can chat properly for free.

In my case, the opposite to your argument applies :lol:

As for this:
And that's why they're doing everything they possibly can do get by without the help of any male person out there - including getting pregnant!
Sounds a bit feminist to me :lol:

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Dave Worley wrote:SAC since my girlfriend lives miles away, MSN is the only way we can chat properly for free.

In my case, the opposite to your argument applies :lol:
Yeah, but wait til those miles shrinks and she suggests that you should go shopping, or anything else boring, when you rather prefer a good session in front of the computer :twisted:

As for this:
And that's why they're doing everything they possibly can do get by without the help of any male person out there - including getting pregnant!

Sounds a bit feminist to me :lol:

I hate feminism...
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Post by Dave »

I can stand an hour of shopping to be with her for more than a few, but we are getting side-tracked... i shouldn't be in this thread at all... i'm taken. this thread is for all you sad losers who can't get a girlfriend :lol:

Only joking of course... women are hard to get. That's why my ethos on life is to treat them like the queen they always deserved to be.

Works quite well...

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Dave Worley wrote:... women are hard to get. That's why my ethos on life is to treat them like the queen they always deserved to be.

Works quite well...

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This is the kind of attitude I like! :P Too bad there are men out there believing the opposite... :evil:
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Girlfriends.







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Very funny _r_, I know this is aimed at me. :roll:
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SAC wrote:
Dave Worley wrote:... women are hard to get. That's why my ethos on life is to treat them like the queen they always deserved to be.

Works quite well...

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This is the kind of attitude I like! :P Too bad there are men out there believing the opposite... :evil:
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Same thing I try to do :)
Although, sometimes she doesnt like it (wtf) as in that I always pay for the stuff, but now she feels guilty because she can't do anything back... But I nod't want anything back from here :) just some rough seks and I am fine (j/k)

I don't mind hsopping.
BUT HAVING TO GIVE UP WOW-RAIDS FOR MY GF SUKS! :P anyway...
Atleast she allowed me to go play some raids now and then (we normallys ee each other at those times) (I asked her very kindly, honey, you told me last that I should do the things I like to do more often. That is why I am asking you if youw ould mind it if I would like 1 or 2times in 2 weeks go do a RAID with 40of my friends in WoW? At those times that we would normally see each others (mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, sundays)
AND SHE AGREEED WOOHOO :D

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astath wrote:i actually broke up 6 days ago with my, well, now ex-girlfriend. didn't really bother, after nearly 2 and a half years it's been done for.

and yeah, all this girlfriend stuff on a TTDL forum. it's odd, in some way. :roll:
really mine broke up with me the day before my birthday :? what a weird birthday pressie haha which was march the 10th
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Post by Chrill »

I had one two years ago, but we broke up, or I left her. I´m happy I did that. I´ll live a nice bachelor life until I turn 55 :P
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Post by Geo Ghost »

I think everyone is out to get me :?
I was just thinking about how i never get a girlfriend, then others are going on about it, im getting really lonely without having someone to love or be aside...
You knew it was happening to me, didn't you... :?
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Post by DeletedUser21 »

Geo.c Ghost wrote:im getting really lonely without having someone to love or be aside...
I have this problem too, my friends can't understand that when I tell them if they are going out with their girlfriends and ask me to go too.
I did that a few times and it's not recommended: Dude + girl and dude + girl, and I was walking behind it. So I don't go with them anymore unless there are some other people I know that are single.
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