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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by Expresso » 01 Jan 2019 22:21

Unfortunately, they're all fake.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by NoMorePacers » 01 Jan 2019 23:26

Fortunately, they are all free ones.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by kamnet » 02 Jan 2019 03:43

Unfortunately, the government doesn't know it's fake, and you're taxed heavily on your fake riches.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by NoMorePacers » 02 Jan 2019 09:47

Fortunately, I divert my funds into an offshore account, thus evading the taxes.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by lukasz1985 » 02 Jan 2019 13:01

Unfortunately you die and your children squander the money on useless stuff.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by NoMorePacers » 02 Jan 2019 13:02

Fortunately, my children kill you.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by lukasz1985 » 02 Jan 2019 16:50

Unfortunately police shoots all of your children while they try to escape after killing me, so you're left without any descendants.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by kamnet » 04 Jan 2019 01:04

Fortunately, a nice charity receives a windfall donation.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by NoMorePacers » 04 Jan 2019 09:01

Unfortunately, the charity is corrupt and spends all the donations on illegal drugs and sports cars.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by Expresso » 04 Jan 2019 13:53

Fortunately, they are cought.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by kamnet » 05 Jan 2019 01:09

Unfortunately, the charity is run by Donald Trump.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by Mr. X » 08 Jan 2019 22:50

Fortunately, Donald Trump has to relieve his position within the charity due to his presidency.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by ChillCore » 09 Jan 2019 00:01

Unfortunately that is a false fact and all Trumps have been banned for all involvement with 'charities' for life for scamming peeps and missusing funds.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by NoMorePacers » 09 Jan 2019 18:32

Fortunately that reduces the level of corruption in charity organisations.
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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by kamnet » 10 Jan 2019 06:04

Unfortunately it creates a glut of Trump-related merchandise on the commercial market, depressing all sales.

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by Expresso » 10 Jan 2019 15:11

Fortunately, nobody buys those merchandise, so the market is not depressed.


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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by Drury » 13 Jan 2019 21:09

fortunately, not the 30% of americans who still support him

I mean... unfortunately...

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by kamnet » 30 Jan 2019 05:05

Fortunately, you're good at OpenTTD, and you win the award for Company of the Century!

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Re: Fortunately Unfortunately

Post by HockeyD8 » 18 Apr 2019 17:02

Unfortunately, you were so good you caused an integer overflow with your cash, corrupting your save and crashing the game.
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