Insult the person above you

[ThorRune]

Be creative and insult the person above you. Ether something randomly insulting (* is a dork) or something blatantly personal, evil and aimed to make the person above you cry and loose all selfesteem. By posting in this topic, you condone that you can take a beating.

Of course, keep to the forum rules. No swearing, no overly picturesqe sexual descriptions of what you've done to the person above you's mother, etc.

Since there's noone above me, i'll just start with insulting myself. I don't have enough self-loath to be very creative though

You're a dork!

[SmatZ]

Noone is interested in your dumb games.

[Locomotionfan]

You can't even go half a second without putting somebody down!

[Wile E. Coyote]

You are just simulate that you like Locomotion, you hate it!

[doktorhonig]

You'll never catch Road Runner, loser!

[lobster]

ur duckz r made out of cardboard.

[Dave]

lol ur pincers are as blunt as your pindick.

*cough*

[Ameecher]

You're an idiot because you broke the rules within the first few posts, slimeball.

[Draakon]

Your graphics suck and NFO coding is so horrible that you need classes to read. (Not that i mean it off course)

[Locomotionfan]

You'll never beat Ameecher at OTTD!

[Wile E. Coyote]

Chelsea is worst team in the world!

[XeryusTC]

You use dial-up.

[Trond]

localhost is the worlds s*** +tiest place to live ^^

[XeryusTC]

You are a disgrace to all South Park characters!

[Dave]

UR AVATAR IS UR MOM LOLOL..

... she's pretty hot, too.

[ThorRune]

You've got self esteem making you completely unable to see your flaws - or, at least, that is what you're trying to make everyone think. In reality, you're like that german crazy kid on youtube angrily hammering the keyboard whenever someone conflicts you, since you've not found a better way to get your feelings out than physical violence. I bet you'll beat your wife when you eventually get one! You're the kind of maggot that should just climb back into your mothers uturis and stay there and rot, giving her an infection so she cannot breed more devilspawns like you!

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(SmatZ, brilliant! I actually felt a sting in my stomach when i read that. Fantastic!)

[lobster]

your hat makes you look like someone that receives the cock of paying men. or perhaps, in fact, you áre someone that receives the cock of paying men. happily.

[LilDood]

You wear neon orange fake tan and so you are a pretty boy

[ThorRune]

Lobster! Forum rules! "You suck penis" is not very creative anyways

You're a wanabee, LilDood! You want to roll with the big guys, posting with the veterans and blogging with the best. Face it, you cancerinfected testicle! You're not one of the big guys! You have the mind of a chimp, unable to think of words coherent enough to make up a single blogpost. As uncreative as your avatar and sig! Do you THINK you will be able to make an impression on the rest of the forum? You're but a speck! You're nothing! Go play in traffic, instead of lingering here bothering us.

[Evaldws]

You think you can fool everybody with your signature. Actually you are an alcohoolic !( i didn't put drugged because i think it's a very strong accusation and come on... this is just a game ).