Ok ... First let's gather some information:beatski wrote:anyone generous enough to walk this idiot through it
1. Which version of Windows do you have? 3.1, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP or Vista?
2. What is the letter of your CD drive?
3. What is the name of the folder on your hard drive where you have TTD installed?
4. Do you have ttdpatchw.exe installed in that folder?
5. Do you see a file named ttdpatch.cfg?
Some of these questions may seem silly but they will help us move to the next step, which will happen just as soon as you post the replies.