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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 13 Mar 2019 23:05

It drives into your living room.

I wish to own a club.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 14 Mar 2019 01:46

It seems your golf club is living, so it accidentally shoots in your balls. You're now sterile.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 14 Mar 2019 16:49

My! No wish? We can corrupt even that one! Everything you didn't want to happen, happens. All at once!

I wish for the perfect schnitzel, just for me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 14 Mar 2019 20:01

The entire world turns vegan, so you can't eat it.

I wish cod and flounder were cheaper.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 14 Mar 2019 21:30

Sure, you can obtain them cheaper... when they're rotting.

I wish to have an apple.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 15 Mar 2019 10:47

The apple isn't rotten or poisoned. But you have a Macintosh. Too bad you can't eat it.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by ChillCore » 29 Mar 2019 00:27

I wish for me forgetting to wish was not contagious ... (*)

@acs121: whatever you wished for is now *POOF*

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 29 Mar 2019 14:55

XD people plz remember to make a wish

I wish that article 13 won't pass.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 29 Mar 2019 16:30

Instead, a more draconian article is included and passes.

I wish for the EU to fall apart and be replaced with something better.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 29 Mar 2019 16:37

The UE just became The Soviet & North Korean Republic of Communist Dictatorships.

I wish for Crimea to belong to Ukraine.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 29 Mar 2019 20:12

Crimea joins Ukraine for 2 months before starting a war ending with Ukraine being overthrown and the nations separating again.

I wish that Fortnite was actually entertaining.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 29 Mar 2019 20:54

It won't, and will never. Apex Legends bought it back.

I wish Fortnite never existed.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 29 Mar 2019 22:11

Ok. Now, nobody has never come up with the idea to create a computer game.

I wish for an actual good, new star trek. Star trek discovery just sucks.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 29 Mar 2019 22:16

Someone burns down all cinemas where it had to be shown.

I wish Star Wars would release a new episode.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 30 Mar 2019 09:27

It's so terrible that you fall asleep 5 minutes into it's showing.

I wish for the new good Star trek series to be available on Netflix.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by HockeyD8 » 30 Mar 2019 12:30

It starts showing on Netflix, but any time you try to watch it your internet turns off.

I wish people actually liked Hockey on this forum.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 30 Mar 2019 20:50

Someone on this forum headshots you with the puck.

I wish basketball was more popular than football.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 02 Apr 2019 16:07

Yes... it was unfortunately, it's not played anymore and everybody plays football.

I wish for my house to be renovated.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by acs121 » 02 Apr 2019 18:06

A meteorite falls on your house and you die with it being destroyed. But hey, at least they rebuilt your house !

I wish I had a less boring-looking house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 02 Apr 2019 18:29

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I wish for more smileys to be available on this forum.

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