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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 09 Jan 2019 20:51

You understand everyone so well you begin to hate everyone on the planet, including yourself.

I wish for an incorruptable wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 Jan 2019 21:45

There is no effect.

I wish to live on a different planet.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 10 Jan 2019 06:02

You now live on Earth 616.

I wish my grandmother wasn't dying from dementia. :_(

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 10 Jan 2019 19:23

I am not an a**hole, so you get your wish.

I wish to relax.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

"I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am." - Richard Hammond

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 10 Jan 2019 19:34

You become paralyzed. How's that for relaxation?

I wish for you to be nice to me.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 12 Jan 2019 03:20

He nicely insults you from here on out.

I wish for a lovely, large piece of cake.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 13 Jan 2019 14:03

It's a laced with laxatives. You eat it. You spend the next three days on the toilet crapping your intestines out.

I wish for a box.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 13 Jan 2019 14:38

You get a box that is sphere.

I wish for yellow poop.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 14 Jan 2019 01:51

Expresso wrote:It's a laced with laxatives. You eat it. You spend the next three days on the toilet crapping your intestines out.
Wanna guess how I actually spent my weekend?? Thanks! :D
lukasz1985 wrote:I wish for yellow poop.
You get all of mine.

I wish this passes faster so I can go to work tomorrow.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 14 Jan 2019 05:08

Now you crap your intestines out at work.

I wish to have a nice meal, which isn't laced with poison, laxatives and isn't rotten.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 14 Jan 2019 17:43

It is full of nuclear substances.

I wish that I was invincible to everything.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 15 Jan 2019 07:21

Unfortunately, it's past tense. As a trade off to being invincible until now, you become vulnerable to everything.

I wish to be a Krav Maga expert.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 16 Jan 2019 03:34

You are an expert, but 78 year old Chuck Norris still destroys you.

I wish I could just move on.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by ChillCore » 17 Jan 2019 14:43

Someone tells you to to do the feet for feet thinghie while not going the opposite way the threadmill goes while being on it ...
Things start to flash past by way faster then you'd want them to flash past by ...

^^^ I'd really wish to tell you differently but alas ... enjoy every moment while you can ma friend.


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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 17 Jan 2019 15:48

You get a real large collection of spoons, of all sizes, types and colors.

I wish for my own planet, where I can do and get anything.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 18 Jan 2019 03:59

Earth scientists declare that your planet is not actually a planet, but it's so far out from Earth that there's nothing you can do about it.

I wish for clones of me to help carry my burdens!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 Jan 2019 14:32

They kill and replace you.

I wish to be a child.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 18 Jan 2019 17:38

You are 2 years old, and for an extra - forever.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 18 Jan 2019 22:46

Well, I started reading and realized halfway through it was written backwards.

I wish for no more stupid wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 19 Jan 2019 15:24

You get banned from the forums.

I wish I didn't have to travel today but I wish I was somewhere else.

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