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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by wallyweb » 07 Jan 2019 01:27

You get your wish, then the dog kicks the door closed shoving you into the fridge and you catch pneumonia while waiting for somebody to let you out.

I wish Al Gore was right and all this snow would melt.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 07 Jan 2019 02:19

All the snow melts and instead you're flooded.

I wish I had more of those delicious wings.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by wallyweb » 07 Jan 2019 05:28

You get your wish but now you must explain all those flightless pigeons running around your house.

I wish Al Gore was wrong and all this water would freeze.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 07 Jan 2019 22:09

Ok. The Earth is now a huge fridge and all water is frozen.

I wish for a personal heater, as I'm cold now.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 08 Jan 2019 18:28

Due to the freezing of the Earth, any heat is lost before you can feel it.

I wish you weren't so silly.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by wallyweb » 08 Jan 2019 18:41

His silliness is contagious as he is cured. You have now caught a dose of his silliness.

I wish to be highly productive.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 08 Jan 2019 19:24

You are now a slave, your days are now spent working.

I wish to be warm.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 08 Jan 2019 19:25

You are now -273°C.

I wish to be on Pluto.
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"I like luxury. It’s the new performance." - James May

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 08 Jan 2019 20:16

Granted! But you're instantly frozen.

I wish for my realtek rtl8821ce in my new laptop to work properly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Mr. X » 08 Jan 2019 22:45

Granted, it works now, but it somehow corrupted your RAM.

I wish to lose a few pounds this year.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by ChillCore » 09 Jan 2019 00:08

You lose 120 pounds out of 200 ... Eat something ma friend ... this s*** is not healthy and you know it!!!

I wish for something to wish for ...




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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 Jan 2019 11:46

You wish for your own death. It's granted.

I wish to be a very good musician.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 09 Jan 2019 14:27

Now you can play an accordion only, like a gypsy.

I wish I could programm in C.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 Jan 2019 14:41

You succeed in making "Hello World!" In the rest you fail, because you don't understand.

I wish to have new, fitting clothes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 09 Jan 2019 18:24

They shred to pieces within nanoseconds of you touching them.

I wish to be King of Scotland™.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 Jan 2019 19:45

You are imprisoned, tortured and killed by the English.

I wish there wouldn't be memory corruption issues with the new Linux driver for the rtl8821ce.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 09 Jan 2019 19:54

It's Linux, which means you can't run anything on it.

I wish to be King of Scotland and England™.
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"I like luxury. It’s the new performance." - James May

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 Jan 2019 19:59

You are now prosecuted for treason and illegal occupation of the throne.

I wish to live in New Zeeland

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 09 Jan 2019 20:05

You find yourself in Old Zeeland instead.

I wish to be King of Scotland and England™ without being prosecuted for anything.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

"I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am." - Richard Hammond

"I like luxury. It’s the new performance." - James May

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 09 Jan 2019 20:16

Schotland and England are nuked now. You're king of a radioactive wasteland now.

I wish to be able to understand everyone.

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