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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 01 Jan 2019 05:27

Everybody else wished you wouldn't be an idiot first, so we have to corrupt their wish... you're an idiot!

It's 25 minutes after midnight, I wish neighbors would stop shooting off their firearms!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by wallyweb » 01 Jan 2019 08:38

You get your wish. Now your neighbourhood is overrun with hoods and felons.

I wish money grew on trees.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 01 Jan 2019 10:20

Hyperinflation occurs; money grows on trees - but it is worthless anyway.

I wish to have some Lego.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by wallyweb » 01 Jan 2019 12:19

Your Lego wish is corrupted by some enterprising mice who grab all of the bricks and build a prison around the sleeping cat.

I wish the New Year wasn't starting out with a blizzard on the very first day.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 01 Jan 2019 12:25

Now there's no blizzard, however it's a nice crisp 50°C.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 01 Jan 2019 12:33

I wish that you would have a wish.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

"I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am." - Richard Hammond

"I like luxury. It’s the new performance." - James May

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 01 Jan 2019 22:24

I have, however it's quite negative for you.

I wish for a quantum singularity.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 02 Jan 2019 10:32

You get a quantum doublarity instead.

I wish they would use Class 373s on the ECML again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 04 Jan 2019 01:28

They decide to run the Class 99 instead.

I wish to win the next mega lottery.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 04 Jan 2019 09:00

You win the next mega lottery, but as everyone else in the US wins as well, you only get $2 in winnings.

I wish to be able to drink Coca-Cola again.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 04 Jan 2019 13:27

Your stomach is eaten away by the acid you confuse for cola.

I wish to experience fun.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 04 Jan 2019 21:52

You experience a "fun Gus". You thought you were eating an edible mushroom but instead you got very sick.

I wish the government would stop messing with my health insurance.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 04 Jan 2019 22:31

Donald Trump comes to personally award you free lifetime insurance. However, it is insurance that means you become his personal slave for the rest of your life, and you must do tasks that even include washing him and wiping his bottom.

I wish to be Donald Trump.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 04 Jan 2019 23:04

You are assassinated by your own personal slave over your disgusting habits.

I wish to be motivated to pick up programming.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 05 Jan 2019 00:31

The only programming you get motivated to pick up is "Real Housewives of Atlanta".

I wish these chicken wings and fries wern't so delicious! I can't stop eating them!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 05 Jan 2019 09:31

You never stop eating them and you become obese.

I wish I would have my breakfast.
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"I like luxury. It’s the new performance." - James May

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by ChillCore » 06 Jan 2019 14:39

You get your proper breakfast ... a proper english one and your poopyhole does not support it ...
You spend the next three days on the toilet while losing 25 kilos and nearly die of dehydration.

I wish for time to roll back to 1980 ... and Social Warrior Justice to never exist in the first place ... Eat Poo Anita and purple hair 'I ate 5 burgers' chick.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 06 Jan 2019 18:15

It's 1980 now and SWJ types don't exist. You are treated extremely unjust and nobody will do something in your defense.

I wish to have a better fridge.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 06 Jan 2019 18:18

You get a better fridge - but it is full of novichok.

I wish to ride a Class 800.
"Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… That’s what gets you." - Jeremy Clarkson

"I like to think that my arrogance, impetuosity, impatience, selfishness and greed are the qualities that make me the lovable chap I am." - Richard Hammond

"I like luxury. It’s the new performance." - James May

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 06 Jan 2019 21:04

It details and you are killed.

I wish for a fridge which doesn't contain a poisonous substance.

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