Corrupt a wish!

[kamnet]

Nobody worships you, and you're thought of as a joke.

I wish for better sleep.

[acs121]

You sleep longer. Now it's been 20 years you're sleeping. When are you waking up ?

I wish to be able to never sleep.

[Expresso]

You suffer all the effects of insomnia.

I wish to have a breath weapon.

[acs121]

Your mouth smells so bad that nobody is talking to you again.

I wish my mouth could never smell bad.

[kamnet]

We will never know, as you're never able to open your mouth again.

I wish I was never wrong.

[Expresso]

You're right about all the bad things.

I wish to be omnipotent.

[ChillCore]

You're right about all the bad things.

I wish to be omnipotent.

You are but you're so bad at reading peep's wishes it all folds back on you and ... well yeah ... disthroned you are ... you become the defintion of 666.

Despite ma limpy one and not getting the car as replacement .... I wish for everything to go wrong for all peeps ... and I mean all of them ... region does not apply.

[YNM]

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EROR : Wish not understood - Terminating program...

I wish for spam.

[Expresso]

All your mailboxes now overflow with spam to the point that all legitimate mails get bounced.

I wish to be a borg.

[wallyweb]

You become a borg but you forget to comply and get sent to the Dominion.

I wish for peace on earth.

[ChillCore]

I wish for peace on earth.

And then peace broke out (*) ... but there is still the killer joke out there and it got translated beyond just german.

"Mijn hond heeft geen neus."
"Hoe ruikt hij?"
"Afschuwelijk!!!"
^^^ in dutch now and peeps are about to drop ...


I wish ... anyone's wishes to become true in2019 ... except for the evil ones.






(*) Totally not stolen from some famous dudes ...

[Expresso]

Well, all the best wishes of the person you hate most are granted. S/ha gets a good and fulfilling life in all ways... at your cost.

I wish to be more human then everybody else.

[wallyweb]

Your wish is granted. You have been cloned into two humans.

I wish all my wishes would come true.

[Expresso]

They're all corrupted.

I wish to be an important computer program.

[acs121]

You're hacked and destroyed by the world's no. 1 hacker.

I wish i could hack anything.

[kamnet]

All you can do is hack up a lung.

I wish I didn't sweat so much at night.

[Expresso]

You sweat a lot during the day.

I wish to go to space.

[acs121]

Space grants you immortality and invincibility. However, you are lost in space. You're alone...

I wish i had a social life.

[Expresso]

You now have an extensive social life. Lots of people know you. Constant partying... until it matters and there's nobody there for you.

I wish to be an office building filled with monkeys.

[kamnet]

They work in your office, and they are so efficient that your boss fires you and all your human co-workers. Everybody is upset at your wish now.

I wish for a new car.