Corrupt a wish!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
It's made by British Leyland, which means that it falls apart as soon as you push the throttle pedal. Also, it's a Morris Marina, so a piano falls onto it.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
I wish I had a girlfriend.
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She runs away when she sees you because you're ugly.
I wish to have 3 cats.
I wish to have 3 cats.
- NoMorePacers
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They die from AIDS when they get to your house.
I wish to have a girlfriend that would never leave me.
I wish to have a girlfriend that would never leave me.
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She doesn't, but she has AIDS.
I wish for 36 cats without any disease.
I wish for 36 cats without any disease.
- NoMorePacers
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You do have 36 cats, but they are bits of 36 cats glued together into 1 cat,
I wish I never got any diseases.
I wish I never got any diseases.
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Sure. But your girlfriend is sterile.
I wish i couldn't be sterile.
I wish i couldn't be sterile.
- NoMorePacers
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You forever smell of disinfectant, being locked away into the abyss of bad-smelling things.
I wish to have been born 10 years earlier.
I wish to have been born 10 years earlier.
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You are born 10 years later.
I wish to have a Stadler KISS from the SBB in my garden.
I wish to have a Stadler KISS from the SBB in my garden.
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Your garden was previously nuked by me so it doesn't exist anymore.
I wish to also nuke your house.
I wish to also nuke your house.
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Your house is nuked.
I wish i could nuke you.
I wish i could nuke you.
- NoMorePacers
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You forget what a nuke is and go home.
I wish to have an army of nukes.
I wish to have an army of nukes.
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You have an army of tiny nukes for children to play with.
I wish I wasnt drunk
I wish I wasnt drunk
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Instead you become intoxicated and die.
I wish to have an army of real nukes that explode.
I wish to have an army of real nukes that explode.
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The nukes you have are too heavy to transport, so you die of a radiation.
I wish the air here didnt smell like s***
I wish the air here didnt smell like s***
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It now smells like buttery acid.
I wish to have a new carpet.
I wish to have a new carpet.
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The carpet is made of material that catches fire upon exposure to oxygen, which burns your house down.
I wish I had nukes that can explode that are also easy to transport.
I wish I had nukes that can explode that are also easy to transport.
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Your nukes now lack of rocket fuel, so you're still stuck with them and die of a radiation.
I wish for a McDonald's meal.
I wish for a McDonald's meal.
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You get diabetes off it.
I wish for an army of nukes that can explode, are easy to transport and have unlimited rocket fuel.
I wish for an army of nukes that can explode, are easy to transport and have unlimited rocket fuel.
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You nukes are of boomerang shape, so they nuke yourself after being fired.
I wish to live on Mars.
I wish to live on Mars.
- NoMorePacers
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
Mars wants nothing to do with you so it moves away from you.
I wish to be President of Russia.
I wish to be President of Russia.
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