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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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They're poisoned. You die.

I wish to have a driver's license.
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You do, but someone looking exactly like you folded his car and you are not allowed to buy any car.

I wish i was a GVB S3 going around the line 51 all day long.
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You get held up by several suicide jumpers.

I wish to be creative.
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You are too creative, and spend your time on useless things all day long.

I wish for Expresso to know how little he corrupted my wish.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Bullsh*t


I wish for a good sleep today.
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Today, you have a good sleep, but then you have insomnia.

I wish to be immortal.
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When you reach 80 you'll be immortal. With a pain in the neck, and all the elderly man diseases you will live forever.

I wish I didn't have to go to dentist next wednesday.
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All your teeth are pulled today, without anesthetic. Now you will never need to go to the dentist again.

I wish to be left alone.
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Someone says you are a huge pervert, so no one talks to you again, even men. At least you're left alone !

I wish that spammers would never come again on this forum.
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Everybody is locked out, including all spammers. Unfortunately, there are no more posts.

I wish to speak Spanish fluently.
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You speak spanish, but you don't have right to go in other regions than Catalonia, so everyone is mad at you and kills you.

I wish to speak Finnish fluently.
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Your accent is so bad nobody understands you, and their accent is so bad you can't understand what they're saying.

I wish to have the motivation to exercise more.
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You do, but an elliptic bike falls and you die.

I wish i had more beard.
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Your beard is so long you constantly stumble over it.

I wish to have a cool moustache.
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It's so cool people steal it from you. Without shaving cream.

I wish i lived in Bergen, in Norway.
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You lived there for one day, but was bullied away.

I wish to find my true passion.
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You find it, you are passionated by death, so you try experiencing it yourself.

I wish i hadn't killed Expresso 9 times since page 168.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Your wish is so sh*ty that it spoiled itself.


I wish for a pair of socks.
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When you put the on, you discover they're filled with pushpins.

I wish for a cooler pair of trousers.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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It wears out strangely, because you go everywhere by bicycle.
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