Corrupt a wish!
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- trainman1432
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Re: Corrupt a wish!
To calm you down, we purchase a dog for you:
a Great Dane
I wish for better interwebs in the chinas
a Great Dane
I wish for better interwebs in the chinas
Jetrain
YATTC
YATTC
Re: Corrupt a wish!
You've got better coverage and higher speeds in China now, unfortunately they censor nearly everything now.
I wish for a desktop computer running my ideal Linux distribution.
I wish for a desktop computer running my ideal Linux distribution.
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Linux gets bankrupt, sadly, so you're forced to have Windows like everyone.
I wish summer existed in Finland.
I wish summer existed in Finland.
- trainman1432
- Transport Coordinator
- Posts: 316
- Joined: 05 Jan 2013 02:34
- Location: at home
Re: Corrupt a wish!
Since you don't understand how Linux works (or what it even is) the Communist Linux Penguins overrun Finland and declare eternal winter.
I wish my laptop wasn't a warm potato battery
I wish my laptop wasn't a warm potato battery
Jetrain
YATTC
YATTC
Re: Corrupt a wish!
It's cold now - since it melted and you disconnected it from power.
I wish for something delicious to eat.
I wish for something delicious to eat.
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You now have norwegian whale soup. Tasty !
I wish i wasn't trapped in snow yesterday.
I wish i wasn't trapped in snow yesterday.
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Yesterday you weren't. However, today and the rest of the month you are.
I wish the weather to be a bit cooler over here.
I wish the weather to be a bit cooler over here.
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Great ! Now it is -80° C in Gouda !
I wish finnish summers were longer
I wish finnish summers were longer
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Summer all year now, turning Finland into a scorching desert.
I wish for some warm clothes.
I wish for some warm clothes.
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They are too warm, you get too hot and die.
I wish Helsinki had 3 million inhabitants if not more. This town is too small right now.
I wish Helsinki had 3 million inhabitants if not more. This town is too small right now.
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They're all living on 1 square kilometer.
I wish to have have a bbq.
I wish to have have a bbq.
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It burns the entire Randstad.
I wish for yummy steaks.
I wish for yummy steaks.
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You get disgusting tough stakes with "yummy" written on them.
I wish for an electric guitar.
I wish for an electric guitar.
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You get it for free, sadly you don't know how to play guitar.
I wish for France to win the World Cup.
I wish for France to win the World Cup.
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They win, only to be disqualified due to doping of all their players. France is disqualified for the next 10 years.
I wish for to be a legal expert, so I can craft an incorruptible wish.
I wish for to be a legal expert, so I can craft an incorruptible wish.
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You become an expert, but some jealous guy assasinates you.
I wish i was 6 years younger.
I wish i was 6 years younger.
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Ok. You were never born.
I wish to be a polyglot (someone who speaks 3 or more languages fluently).
I wish to be a polyglot (someone who speaks 3 or more languages fluently).
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You learn danish and norwegian, but learn that there is no such thing as a single danish or norwegian language and that it changes languages every 5 kilometers, and you die trying to learn them.
I wish you hadn't posted this topic's 3400th message.
I wish you hadn't posted this topic's 3400th message.
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I didn't; it's just a copy. The real topic is locked at 3398.
I wish I didn't have hodophobia (fear of traveling).
I wish I didn't have hodophobia (fear of traveling).
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You now don't have fear of traveling, you suddenly want to admire spectacular points of view in a train in Norway, but the train just derails, falls off a fjord and you die.
I wish for good old Frankfurt sausages.
I wish for good old Frankfurt sausages.
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