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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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When you become the Bengal Tiger, you get shot immediately, and die, no more Bengal Tiger, and no more Voyager One! (Slight O/T: How has the Bengal Tiger become the most talk about thing in that thread now?! :lol: )

I wish I could get a proper night's sleep.
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(O/T: Probably because the zombie-producing fridge is on holiday)

A charming person comes along and gives you a very UNPROPER night's sleep ( :wink: :lol:), but you awake the next day to find your valuables missing.

I wish the zombie-producing fridge starts reproducing Bengal Tigers instead.
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Instead it produces Bengal Tiger-shaped nuclear bombs which explode immediately and destroy the universe.

I wish that I could keep a class 442.
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Instead, you get entire fleet of Pacers.

I wish that Bengal Tiger producing fridge produced an army of Bengal Tigers for me to use in a fight.
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All those Bengal Tigers were made for cuddling so unless you want to smother your enemies to death with hugs...

I wish to fly a 474. Without crashing please...
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Voyager One wrote:All those Bengal Tigers were made for cuddling so unless you want to smother your enemies to death with hugs...

I wish to fly a 474. Without crashing please...
But instead of Crashing, your 474 Plane explodes on take off, leaving you burnt and wondering what the hell happened.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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You got, but new video card has 7,5 GB of memory instead of 8 GB (maybe someone won't get, and maybe this joke is pretty weird, but Nvidia pays 30$ to everyone, who bought GTX970.)

I wish i could recreate Bengal Tigers after nuclear explosion
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You can never destroy the zombie fridge. More tigers appear to cuddle you to death.

I wish my get up and go could done got up and went.
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Instead it fills you with thoughts and you begin to think Kim Jong-Un is a god.

I wish for Rochdale to disappear. Useless chunk of land...
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Rochdale stays, simply because it is useful to people like me, who's companies are based there ;)

I wish for Kim Jong-Un to be introduced to the cuddly Bengal Tiger army.
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... and now we have a communist cuddly Bengal Tiger army. Well done Pilot! :P

I wish to be a Viking.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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The Vikings however are led by Kim Jong-Un, who execute you in public after many years in a concentration camp.

I wish that Donald Trump was executed in public by Kim Jong-Un.
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Voyager One wrote:... and now we have a communist cuddly Bengal Tiger army. Well done Pilot! :P
Someone had to do it ;)
NoMorePacers wrote:The Vikings however are led by Kim Jong-Un, who execute you in public after many years in a concentration camp.

I wish that Donald Trump was executed in public by Kim Jong-Un.
Kim Jong-Un instead brainwashes Donald Trump to become his servant, and he somehow manages to get elected as President. Therefore, Kim Jong-Un is the leader of the US!

I wish for a Fascist cuddly Bengal Tiger army, to fight the Communist one!
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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The armies just cuddle until they become the the Red States of America.

I want a doughnut.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Unfortunately the doughnut is really disguised as a North Korean nuclear bomb, which explodes and destroys the earth.

I wish Stalin would rise from the dead and kill Kim Jong-Un like he did to Leon Trotsky.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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Stalin does what Stalin does best. Trotsky - dead. Kim - Dead.
... and now we have our nice and friendly Stalin guy leading the Red Fascist States of America with and army of Communist cuddly Bengal Tigers and another army of Fascist cuddly Bengal Tigers... All the world misses now is an army of Jedi cuddly Bengal Tigers... :P

I wish to be one of the Jedi cuddly Bengal Tigers...
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Unfortunately, it turns out to be led by Darth Kim Jong-Un Vader, who has you executed in public.

I wish to be executed in public by Kim Jong-Un.
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He instead delegates the task of your public execution to comedian Carrot Top.
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I wish for the cuddly tiger brigade to be headed by Siegfried & Roy.
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Instead it is headed by David Cameron; well done kamnet, now we have a Torie cuddly tiger brigade.

I wish Kim Jong-Un's communist tiger army would wipe out Danesid Camdon (or whatever his stupid name is) and his Tory tiger army.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

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All the forementioned cuddly tigers don't even know in which army they belong so they decide to go home. All of them.

I really wish to know how the hell did we get to have so many cuddly tigers around here. And why can't I have just one for me.
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