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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Awesometrains » 05 Jun 2016 01:56

Since a red shirt security officer is still a Starfleet officer , I am happy and do not want to become a stormtrooper.


I wish I was promoted to Lieutenant.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 05 Jun 2016 03:02

You can't be promoted. As a Starfleet red shirt security officer, you already died.

I wish for nothing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Nathanxbox20 » 26 Jun 2016 23:08

You get a black hole. Oh no, the world is being sucked...
(The words disappear into your black hole)

I wish I had a hat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Pilot » 27 Jun 2016 00:08

You get a Hat, which is promptly set on fire.

I wish for less knee pains.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 27 Jun 2016 07:08

You get your legs cut off.

I wish for a T-shirt with "BOB" written on it.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 27 Jun 2016 11:18

The printer wasn't paying attention, your t-shirt has "BOOB" written on it instead.

I wish my day didn't suck half as bad as it's going to.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Nathanxbox20 » 27 Jun 2016 14:17

Your day still sucks thrice as much as you hope.

I wish I could sell something.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by PropH » 24 Jul 2016 15:57

You sold, but got your purse stolen on the same day

I wish I bought a car
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 24 Jul 2016 21:04

It gets stolen... by the President.

I wish that I could play GTA V.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Nathanxbox20 » 24 Jul 2016 23:08

The following day, you get arrested for GTA.

I wish I had another cat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 25 Jul 2016 07:57

You get a nice big cat, a bengal tiger... Needless to say, it feast on you very soon afterwards.

I wish I have more free time.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Pilot » 25 Jul 2016 08:05

Your days become 3 times as busy, and they halve in length... you are now have 6 times less free time than you had before!

I wish for someone to cuddle in an evening :lol:

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 27 Jul 2016 02:24

The Bengal tiger decides it wants to cuddle with you.

I wish for mo' money, but not mo' problems.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Nathanxbox20 » 27 Jul 2016 02:53

You get a handful of Mo's money, without Mo's problems, but your own. Most notably, Mo wants his money back.

I wish for a better camera.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by PropH » 27 Jul 2016 06:16

You got too good camera, and it was smarter than you, so it blew you off and ran away with someone.

I wish i рass my exams with highest scores
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 27 Jul 2016 15:00

Your exams pass right beside you. Fail.

I wish I could also read and speak backwards.
(.sdrawkcab kaeps dna deas osla dluoc I hsiw I)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Pilot » 28 Jul 2016 17:58

You can only read and speak backwards, but as everyone else is writing and listening forwards, the ability is useless, and you quickly become an outcast.

I wish that the Bengal Tiger didn't cuddle me so roughly.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by PropH » 28 Jul 2016 18:02

Bengal Tiger stopped cuddling you at all.

I wish I could understand Voyager One
Sorry for my "great" English

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 28 Jul 2016 20:58

You get soooo mesmerized by the magnificent inner world of Voyager One that you quickly become obsessed with it. In fact, so much obsessed that you need to get committed immediately.

I wish that cuddly bengal tiger for a pet.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Pilot » 29 Jul 2016 08:38

Voyager One wrote:I wish that cuddly bengal tiger for a pet.
That cuddly Bengal Tiger gets loose on the streets of Rijeka, and finds someone else to cuddle.

I wish I could speak and read Russian

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