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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 01 May 2016 02:16

The gun jams and you get your finger pinched in the trigger.

I wish I got more work than 40 hours in a month.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 01 May 2016 08:38

You get a full time 5 to 8 job and you work 6 days a week. After month you wish you didn't wish this before.


I wish for a new home.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 01 May 2016 10:38

But it turns out to be full of asbestos.

I wish for the railways to be re-nationalised
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 10 May 2016 18:46

NoMorePacers wrote:But it turns out to be full of asbestos.

I wish for the railways to be re-nationalised
They were:
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I wish for a higher IQ.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 10 May 2016 20:52

Your IQ becomes so high that you find you can no longer communicate to any other human.

I wish I had remembered that Eurovision Semifinals started almost 2 hours ago!

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 16 May 2016 16:28

But Communists won, so you're screwed.

I wish I could kill David Cameron.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 17 May 2016 00:56

Instead David Cameron shows up at your doorstop with a lovely pie, which you consume together. He then tells you it's poisoned and he swallowed the only antidote.

Breathing is nice. I wish this cold would go away so I could breathe again.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 18 May 2016 23:10

kamnet wrote: Breathing is nice. I wish this cold would go away so I could breathe again.
The cold goes away, only now you realize you have the utmost worst case of pneumonia, and die of drowning.
I wish newGRFs weren't hard to make, and everyone else wouldn't have to feel stress about taking forever
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Post by lukasz1985 » 19 May 2016 09:29

They're easy if you understand and know the source code written in C++. But you dont understand that and dont know the internals.

I wish people had smaller signatures.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 19 May 2016 16:22

I changed mine to be smaller, and yours inflated about 30000 times

I wish for OpenTTD (lol)
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 21 May 2016 13:53

You get to play it on 80386DX @ 40Mhz with 16MB of RAM (as I did when I was 8 years old).

I wish for wine.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 22 May 2016 03:58

All you get is poorly fermented dates.

I wish there was room for Jello.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by NoMorePacers » 28 May 2016 18:32

But Jello gets killed by Islamic State terrorists.
I wish that I was PM...
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Awesometrains » 05 Jun 2016 01:15

Ok.. as you wish , you are PM. Wait... it's 11:59 PM. Soon it will be AM . Goodbye.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 05 Jun 2016 01:35

You are promoted to red shirt security officer.

I also wish you were a storm trooper.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Awesometrains » 05 Jun 2016 01:56

Since a red shirt security officer is still a Starfleet officer , I am happy and do not want to become a stormtrooper.


I wish I was promoted to Lieutenant.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 05 Jun 2016 03:02

You can't be promoted. As a Starfleet red shirt security officer, you already died.

I wish for nothing.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Nathanxbox20 » 26 Jun 2016 23:08

You get a black hole. Oh no, the world is being sucked...
(The words disappear into your black hole)

I wish I had a hat.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Pilot » 27 Jun 2016 00:08

You get a Hat, which is promptly set on fire.

I wish for less knee pains.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 27 Jun 2016 07:08

You get your legs cut off.

I wish for a T-shirt with "BOB" written on it.
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