President / Prime Minister game

[Chris]

1) Make Tory and BNP parties illegal
2) Send all MPs that have claimed what I deem to be illegal expenses and all former Tory MPs and Tony Blair and both George Bushs to the same island that OpenTTD Master is on
3) Go back in 20 years time to see who has died off due to the competition for cocunuts.

[kingmush360]

1. Give a huge government grant to preserved lines
2. Raise taxes on Class 165 ownership to pay for the grant
3. Bring BR Standard 9Fs into public services, they were powerful, reliable and had a good 50 years left in them in 1968

[Chris]

1) Force the York works to reopen and produce lots and lots of 165s to kill of the Pacers
2) Raise money for this by putting a massive tax on cars.
3) Cast off East Anglia into the North Sea

[openttd_rulez]

3 things i would do if i was a president/dictator:

1. Send Class 165, The Guy On The Penny, The Torys and The George Bushes into a prison camp armed with tesla coil guardtowers.
2. Kill all who use public transport and not drive 999999.9 litres-a-cm fuel comsumption limosines and concordes.
3. Make my country/empire famous by spreading my armies all over le globe and eradicate all opposition

Another 3 things i would do once i hired Horus to be my deputy/second-in-command:

1. Destroy TTDpatch forever
2. Ask heavily armed authoritarian aliens to come to earth and support the Worldwide Education Forcing Corporation.
3. Something about a nuclear missile, state-of-the-art trajectory pinpointers and the Userbarz Server Building.

[Chris]

1) Make lots and lots of Concordes fly over openttd_rulez's house constantly, specifically annoying him and the Malaysian government that banned them form flying over Malaysia .
2) Save TTDPatch (even though I've never used it, I still think it should exist, as the co-existence of OpenTTD and TTDPatch means that more features are added to each version of TTD, improving it more and more, and I think people should always have a choice).
3) Claim for an iPhone on expenses and then get ousted from office because of the general public outcry that I'm using taxpayers money to pay for a contract .

[openttd_rulez]

3 things i must do because class 165 insulted me...

1. Tell the Spirits to wipe Class 165's house off the face of the earth
2. Increase global warming and flood the whole of England (i'll be safe on top of the Towers)
3. Make a voodoo dummy of Class 165 with iris-cam connection and then blow it up with acid

[Chris]

When did I insult you?

1) Move house (to 10 Downing Street, which is owned by the government).
2) Ask OpenTTD_rulez how I insulted him.
3) Move to Checquers.

[Opan]

1) Make EQAO non existant. (you need to live in Ontario to know what I'm talking about)
2) Grant myself to the best computer games and modeling equipment
3) Get a warehouse, and all the lego in the world to go there so I can match AndersI Lego Trains!

[Samu]

1) I'd do nothing!
2) hmm....
3) Oh wait!

[ShadowSpawn]

1) make this guy ----> Prime Minister.
2) do so that all these people ----> are forced to before me.
3) give a big hat.

[openttd_rulez]

1. report to The World that ShadowSpawn is using too many emotions
2. who is the current president of ShadowSpawn's country? In the end, he's the one whose everyone will at, instead of S.S.!
3. something about temporary tracks, 1,000,000,000 asiastar trains that act like bulls, a red cape and ShadowSpawn's house as target.