Kings of hills.

[Voyager One]

Your abuse of power doesn't get un-noticed. You get thrown in jail.

Free hill - me KOTH.

[Pottsy]

I scare you all away with terrible poetry.
cars are scary
bikes are scary
school is scary
OTTD is scary
everything is scary
cars are scary
bikes are scary
school is scary
OTTD is scary
everything is scary
cars are scary
bikes are scary
school is scary
OTTD is scary
everything is scary
KOTH

[Zainy521]

Your terrible poetry gets you arrested for obsenity, and I claim the hill in your absence.
KOTH!

[Voyager One]

The hill you've claimed turns out to be located on St.Andreas fault line as a 9,6 degree eartquake strikes it and completely obliterates it into dust, you included.

I claim a nice hill in Africa and I'm KOTH.

[Lord Aro]

High up in orbit, a satellite receives a signal. On command, it releases its payload, which hurtles towards Earth (Africa specifically). At several thousand metres up, the payload fires again, and a section separates revealing a parachute. A GPS module guides it towards its destination. Finally, when the parachuting item is 500 metres above its target, the parachute detaches and the nice, sharp, shiny object hurtles towards you. You are otherwise occupied, so do not see it coming. The Axe strikes you precisely, in the middle of your head, carving you perfectly in two, both parts of you falling to the ground with a definite 'Thud'.

TL;DR: Axe from space kills you.

KOTH

[buckethead]

Wololooo wololoooo!

KOTH

[Pottsy]

I'm King because I play ottd.
KOTH

[Voyager One]

You get sooooo immersed in playing that you don't even see a nice big rock "approaching" your head at cca 50 km/h. SLAM!

You dead - me king.

[Zainy521]

The resulting murder investigation determines that Voyager One throw the stone, and is promptly carted off to jail. I take the hill in your absence.
KOTH!

[John_Smith]

You need a flat meadow to run free like the birds and the bees not a hill, so you go.

King.

JS.

[TinyMusic]

Your hill becomes the flat meadow

KOTH

[Drury]

But you have no hill to rule now, Mr KOTH. Just a meadow.

Therefore I pile up some scrap with a nice scrap throne on the top.

I'm the king of the scrap hill now.

[TinyMusic]

The scrap hill is structually weak so it collapses

I am the king of a new hill

[Drury]

The new hill is made of cardboard. Rain washed it out.

Here

I'm the king of this now.

[Voyager One]

*** Holy crap, I forgot about this game...
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That hill proves to be a dorment volcano and it finally erupts. You're dead.

I claim a nice new hill. KOTH.

[YNM]

Your new hill is one of the peak of the mountain crater. I come with a measurement tool and found the highest peak that's higher than yours.

I claimed the highest peak. KOTHP

[APDAF]

By the power invested in me by Anoch the Immortal the Holy God Emperor I find you guilty of heresy and will carry out the punishment of death.

Oh wait I am Anoch the Immortal Holy God Emperor of all hills!

[TinyMusic]

Your immortal claims are the works of a fairy tale, and you don't deserve it

So I am KOTH