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Corrupt a wish!
Posted: 24 Mar 2007 23:15
Basically 1 person makes a wish and the next one corrupts it.
Wisher: I wish for a new car
Corrupter: Ht gets stolen......by the President!
I wish I could fly
Posted: 24 Mar 2007 23:16
You'll be hit by lightning (like that?)
I wish I could move away from home
Posted: 24 Mar 2007 23:32
(Yeah like that)
Granted, but your moving van gets hijacked and all your stuff get stolen!
I wish I had a M1A2 delivered to me by the President.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:07
The President shoots you with it.
I wish someone would lock this thread.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:12
It doesn't happen!
I wish for a golden spleen.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:51
Unfortunately alchemy doesn't work and you got a lead spleen.
I wish for light.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:55
So I set you on fire...
I fancy some cheese...
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 02:56
Sadly It doesn't feel the same way about you.
I want to become a jedi...
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 05:46
but you got cut in half by a light saver.
i want lots of water
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 07:46
But you will sink in it.
I want a mp3 player
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 08:58
.... but it only got 2 byte hdd!
I want a chokolate cace that no one corrupt!
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 10:25
Unfortunately, no one listens to you and corrupt it anyway
I want world peace.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 10:32
..but Bush wins a third term in office.
I want my kit car back on the road!
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 10:39
but no-one will fix it for you
I want a forum the opposite of TT-forums
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 11:02
You get it, and it's exactly the sort of hell you knew it was going to be.
I want to visit the antarctic.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 11:36
Unfortunately the flights to there are pretty corupted.
I want to bash a tree
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:05
You do so, but it hits you back harder and kills you.
I wish to know the meaning of life.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:08
Unfortunately, the universe would cease to exist when you know that.
I wish my parents aren't nagging all the time.
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:15
They will do probably some other annoying things.
I want summer to come
Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:56
It comes, but then a freak snow storm starts
I want to get well ASAP