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Corrupt a wish!

Posted: 24 Mar 2007 23:15
by Pieman191
Basically 1 person makes a wish and the next one corrupts it.
Wisher: I wish for a new car
Corrupter: Ht gets the President!

I'll start:

I wish I could fly

Posted: 24 Mar 2007 23:16
by Chrill
You'll be hit by lightning (like that?)

I wish I could move away from home :P

Posted: 24 Mar 2007 23:32
by Pieman191
(Yeah like that)

Granted, but your moving van gets hijacked and all your stuff get stolen!

I wish I had a M1A2 delivered to me by the President.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:07
by r
The President shoots you with it.

I wish someone would lock this thread.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:12
by Born Acorn
It doesn't happen!

I wish for a golden spleen.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:51
by XeryusTC
Unfortunately alchemy doesn't work and you got a lead spleen.

I wish for light.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 00:55
by Sacro
So I set you on fire...

I fancy some cheese...

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 02:56
by Ben_Robbins_
Sadly It doesn't feel the same way about you.

I want to become a jedi...

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 05:46
but you got cut in half by a light saver.

i want lots of water

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 07:46
by andy_blah
But you will sink in it.

I want a mp3 player :P

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 08:58
by EirikhO
.... but it only got 2 byte hdd!

I want a chokolate cace that no one corrupt!

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 10:25
by XeryusTC
Unfortunately, no one listens to you and corrupt it anyway :P.

I want world peace.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 10:32
by Ploes
..but Bush wins a third term in office.

I want my kit car back on the road!

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 10:39
by m3henry
but no-one will fix it for you

I want a forum the opposite of TT-forums

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 11:02
by Archonix
You get it, and it's exactly the sort of hell you knew it was going to be.

I want to visit the antarctic.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 11:36
by andy_blah
Unfortunately the flights to there are pretty corupted.

I want to bash a tree

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:05
by r
You do so, but it hits you back harder and kills you.

I wish to know the meaning of life.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:08
by XeryusTC
Unfortunately, the universe would cease to exist when you know that.

I wish my parents aren't nagging all the time.

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:15
by andy_blah
They will do probably some other annoying things.

I want summer to come

Posted: 25 Mar 2007 12:56
by Blackandy
It comes, but then a freak snow storm starts

I want to get well ASAP